Two words. Syllabus week. Probably every college student's favorite week of the semester. Filled with endless drinking games, parties and maybe a class here and there. There are numerous struggles, embarrassments, and the occasional hot boy hookup you will most likely regret in the morning. But, at least it only lasts a week. Here is everything you need to know about syllabus week from A to Z.

A. Alcohol

Where a person's dignity goes to die.

C. Crying uncontrollably for no reason.

All of a sudden you break down and no one knows why or how or what is going on.

D. Day drinks.

You either love them or you hate them.

E. Embarrassing moments.

The ones you remember the next morning are the worst.

F. Friends

Girl squads who drink together, stay together.

G. Girl fights over the same man.

When someone gets to touchy feely with your guy.

H. Hungover

It is all fun and games until you wake up feeling like you were hit by five buses.

I. "I am never drinking again."

The aftermath of one too many shots.

J. Jamming to throwbacks.

Everyone loves a good OG Britney or some Fergalicious.

K. Kissing random boys.

Who cares if your number is at four in one night, it is sylly week.

L. Looking like a BOSS.

When you walk in feeling like a young YONCE.

M. Munchies.

Eating your weight in drunk comfort foods.

N. Not coherent.

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O. On the hunt for a hot boy.

Then you meet, say something stupid and shamefully walk away.

P. Peeing in random places.

Most likely outside.

Q. Questioning your decisions.

Looking at your friends for confirmation that the boy you are talking to is in fact cute and it is not just your blurred vision.

R. Regrets.

Realizing your life is over after this week.

S. Sleeping through class.

Passing out into hibernation for days on end.

T. Thankful that you survive the week.

You do not know how you made it, but you did. Thank God. Praise the Lord. Amen.

U. Ugly, ugly pictures.

Thinking you look pretty when in reality you resemble Godzilla.

V. Vomiting.

That "SOS someone hold my hair moment!"

W. White girl wasted.

Enough said.

X. eX's.

Running in to your ex while drinking is never a good mix.

Y. "Yes, I'll have another."

Turning down a drink is for the weak.

Z. Zero breaks.

Double fisters do it best.