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The 6 Girls To Avoid At Happy Hour

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The 6 Girls To Avoid At Happy Hour
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We all know friday afternoon is reserved for winding down at the one and only: happy hour. Happy hour is a really special place where you'll definitely find many different types of girls, some of which, you'll probably want (or need) to avoid. With that being said, here are the six girls you definitely want to steer clear of to make sure your happy hour adventure goes smoothly:

1. The 5 p.m. Blackout

We all know one of these. In fact, she might be you're best friend, or you for that matter! You'll usually find her friend holding her hair back in the Pots bathroom, the only twist is that it’s not at 1a.m.; it’s usually around 6:30 p.m. It's always good to keep an eye on this one, because she'll probably pregame at 3 p.m., go out at 4, and be in bed by 7 p.m. (that’s after she promised you she wouldn't get "too drunk" to go out with you for your birthday tonight). Let's also not forget she said she was "FORSURE" starting to run tomorrow morning.

2. The Screamer

Watch out for the screamer! She's probably your 3rd grade friend that you haven't seen since, but it seems like it’s the happiest moment of her life when she spots you on the Painted patio. This might as well be her last family reunion when she's on the verge of her 95th birthday! You might feel good about her excitement at first, but once you hear the screech, you know its all going down hill from there.

3. The Boyfriend Lover

You think you're going to happy hour to be cute and lovey with your boyfriend, but this girl has something else in mind. She's been preying on your boyfriend in her Financial Accounting class for about half of the semester now and she's planning to strut her stuff at happy hour...just for him. Don't get too crazy when she walks by in her half-ass-covered shorts and "not a shirt" crop top, because chances are he doesn't even know who she is.

4. The Photo Shoot

What a perfect way to refer to this special one. You know it’s her when you've already seen 3 Instagram posts, 45 second Snapchat stories, and just to top it off, a few Instagram stories too. Incase that isn't enough you'll find her on the Clyde’s patio absorbing up all that perfect lighting giving her the perfect candid opportunities so that her caption "the happiest of hours" might actually be telling the truth for once (or maybe not). Chances are her "I'm happiest when I'm with her" picture is taken with the one girl in her sorority she hates the most. But it’s OK because "all smiles for happy hour."

5. The Bar Tender Junkie

In case a $3 drink isn't cheap enough catch her cleavage spilling over the bar just to get a free shot (or seven). But then, if the free drink isn't satisfying enough, she'll probably stay at the bar because she decided she's "into" the bartender. So there you stand, waiting 5 rows deep because this one just can't seem to get away from this guy. So that 5-minute wait for your drink just turned into a 25-minute wait because of the one and only -- bar tender junkie.

6. The Clique

On any given Friday, no special occasion, you can always guarantee the Clique will be making an appearance at happy hour. You can't miss them because they are in their cult circle formation. (Girls, lets get in formation.) If you try to approach them, you'll usually get one of these two things. 1. You'll get sized up. 2. You'll be recruited. It all depends on how #trendy you're happy hour outfit is looking that day.

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