If you have ever been in the Indian subcontinent around the months of May, June and July you would have experienced what are known as "Monsoon showers". After months of blistering heat, the monsoon wind blows over the Indian subcontinent bringing much awaited rain and cool breezes.
So here are the 5 stages of the Indian monsoon as told by none other than Donald J. Trump.
Stage 1: Anticipation
It's hot outside, your skin is on fire, your hair is on fire, your soul is on fire and every morning you wake up and look at the sky to find the sun shining brightly and hotly, much to your chagrin. So you're just like:
Stage 2: Satisfaction
When the heavens finally open and the showers come thundering down you are elated beyond belief. You become blissfully ignorant to the troubles of the world, a feeling only the Drumf can truly embody:
Stage 3: Bad hair, don't care
The rains bring with them thunder, lightning, strong winds that blow crud into your eyes and style your hair in unique ways (read: hobo style). You look homeless but feel majestic because the MONSOON IS HERE!
Stage 4: Claustrophobia
What you didn't anticipate was the humidity. So once it strops raining, the air becomes thick and muggy and you're just like:
Stage 5: Indifference
Well, although the humidity sucks you're still happy your body is not melting into itself. You can now sit and sip chai on your balconies and stare out into the distance thinking how the Monsoons have truly made India great again.
