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The 5 Guys You'll Most Likely Meet On Tinder

Beware of these 5 guys.

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The 5 Guys You'll Most Likely Meet On Tinder
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As many of us know, meeting people on the Internet is no longer a taboo. When asked, most couples now-a-days will most likely tell you that they met somewhere on the internet. There's Tinder, Plenty of Fish, Zoosk, OkCupid, and so many more. But it seems that Tinder is among one of the most popular dating sites on the internet right now.

Here's five different guys you'll most likely meet on Tinder.

The "Bro"

The "Bro" will most likely be unnaturally tan, use way too much hair gel, and spend more time in the gym than with you. He'll be way too into himself and he'll expect everyone else to be into him too. Beware of the Bro. He will find you, and he will ask you if his arms look too small in that shirt.

The Good Old Boy

The Good Old Boy is a guy who most likely drives a truck that his parents bought him, wear boots everywhere, says "'Merica!!", and voted for Trump. Don't get me wrong, the Good Old Boy can be fun! Especially when he has a fast fishing boat or a jet ski! But don't expect them to come dressed to y'all's wedding in a tux. He'll arrive in his usual attire of a John Deere hat, camo t-shirt, Wrangler jeans, and boots.


The "I'm Never On This" Guy

These guys are interesting. They tell you that they never get on Tinder and want your number before he deletes his app for good. WARNING: They're most likely lying to you. These are the guys that scroll through their matches on Tinder and messages you at 3 AM asking, "wats up?!".


The Gamer Nerd

The Gamer Nerd will most likely talk in lingo you can't understand and by way too smart for their own good. They don't apply their smarts to school though, they apply it to achieving the next level in their newest video games. They might be fun to play games with, but don't you dare try to get between them and their controller.


The "Normal" Guy

The Normal Guy is the guy you need to watch out for the most. The normal guy will seem great at first, but when they get you wrapped around their finger, beware. Normal guys can be major heart breakers.


Now that you know the five guys you'll most likely meet on Tinder, Happy swiping!


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