19. Velveeta

We’ve all had this, whether it's out of a crock pot at a party or as a last resort, but let’s be real any queso that turns into a solid substance the second you turn off the heat should never be consumed by humans.

18. Chipotle

Even no queso is better than Velveeta queso. But seriously though Chipotle, Why don't you have queso? Who are you trying to be?

17. Taco Bell

If you're looking for something that's just one step up from carnival queso you can find it at Taco Bell. Taco Bell may be everyone's guilty pleasure but I know no one is going there for their cheese sauce.

16. Tostitos

If you can't get real queso for your chips, Tostitos queso isn't a terrible option but let's be real it's no one's first choice. But if it between Tostitos and Velveeta we all know what to choose.

15. Serrano's

For the most part I am not a lover of large scale chain restaurants and Serrano's is no exception. To call this a Mexican or Tex Mex restaurant is pretty insulting to places that actually have good food. All in all the queso and everything else on their menu is not that great.

14. Taco Cabana

As far as fast food taco shop quesos go, Taco Cabana is at the top of the list. There's no doubt it's better than Taco Bell but in the end it's still just slightly better than carnival cheese.

13. Qdoba

Qdoba is the queso that inspired me to make this list. Unfortunately a week ago I made the mistake of buying their queso instead of a meal. Qdoba queso belongs on their burritos but it's not worth paying for just to dip chips in.

12. Freebirds World Burrito

Freebirds is another queso I probably would not buy just to eat, it's ok but it's made to be put on burritos not chips.

11. The Oasis on Lake Travis, Austin TX

The Oasis may have one of the best views in Austin but their food leaves much to be desired. At least their overpriced queso is sort of edible.

10. Moe's Southwest Grill

Moe's may not have the best burritos on this list but they do have better queso than most burrito restaurants.

9. Fuzzy's Taco Shop

Maybe it's just me but I've never been a fan of Fuzzy's queso. To be completely honest I find it a little bland, but I guess having no taste is better than the taste of Velveeta and they do have great chips.

8. Iguana Grill, Austin TX

White cheese queso may not be for everyone, but I think it's delicious. Even though the iguana has recently closed I still think fondly of their queso.

7. Lupe Tortilla

I love everything about Lupe Tortilla and their queso is no exception.

6. Baby Acapulco, Austin TX

Another Austin Texas original, Baby As has some pretty good queso but not quite good enough to breech the top five on this list.

5. Frankie's Mexican Cuisine, Dallas TX

Frankie's has some of the best queso I have had from a Dallas area original, so good that it deserved the number 5 spot on my list.

4. Chili's

I'll admit the brownish color of Chili's skillet queso has always offset me, however it's still a pretty good queso and something I always get when I go there.

3. Kerbey Lane Cafe, Austin TX

The only thing that could make queso better is guacamole. Kerbey gives you the perfect ratio of both and nothing goes better with your pancakes.

2. Chuy's

The best part about Chuy's queso is you can get it for free Monday through Friday from 4 to 7. But if it wasn't free I would definitely pay for it, because it also happens to be some of the best queso in the world.

1. Torchy's Tacos

If a god exists you know they hand crafted Torchy's queso. I could eat this by the gallon; Torchy's is literal perfection and no one can tell me any different.