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The 17 Stages Of Signing Up For Classes In College As Told By "The Office"

It's that time of year again, fellow college students! May the odds be ever in your favor.

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The 17 Stages Of Signing Up For Classes In College As Told By "The Office"


1. When you get an email saying scheduling for next semester is finally open.

2. But you can’t enroll unless meeting with an advisor first. "I'm sorry, but the degree plan you made just doesn't work."

3. Finally, your hold is lifted!

4. You quickly realize that you’re one of the last sections of people who get to enroll.

5. But it’s okay! You are determined to get into all of your classes!

6. Seeing that the one class you really need is only offered at 8 a.m.

7. When you finish making your *dream* schedule.

8. Clicking the enroll button for your saved classes and waiting to be admitted.

9. “ERROR. 2/5 classes and their wait list already full.”

10. Okay… slight set-back. But have no fear! You got this. Time to keep looking!

11. When you realize your required class only has openings for the 5:30 p.m. session.

12. WAIT! It’s also offered online!

13. Realizing that, for the third semester in a row, you forgot about needing gym credits. And for the third semester in a row, they’re already full.

Oh well. Maybe next year.

14. When you take the last open seat in a class.

15. When you realize you’ve situated your schedule so perfectly that not only do you get an early lunch break, but you end before 4 p.m. Bazinga!

16. Alright… time to try the enroll button again!

17. YAY! You got into all of your classes! And your schedule is, by far, the best it has ever been.

Have fun registering, fellow college students! You got this!

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