Thursday is the new Friday, and Mason students celebrate with a night long, bar crawling extravaganza that definitely involves vodka bombs. From Fat Tuesday's to P.J. Skidoos, here's the 17 stages everyone experiences on a Thursday night out on the town.
1. Debating whether or not to actually go out.
Kind of want to get $2 bombs from Fats, kind of want to sleep for ten years.
2. Trying on every article of clothing you (and your roommate) own.
Two closets are better than one.
3. Feeling absolutely ~fabulous~ when you finish getting ready.
4. Questioning your outfit once you see what your friend is wearing.
When did she even buy that top?
5. Downing shots because you spent most of the pregame getting ready.
6. Freaking out when the Uber arrives.
Despite the live map of your driver's exact location, you're never expecting it.
7. Internal panic that the bouncer won't accept your I.D. (even when it's real and you're 21).
Just be cool.8. Going ham on Fats' bomb-soaked dance floor.
Justin Timberlake remixes never sounded so good.
9. Finding out the cute guy you've been dancing with is a freshman.
10. Rounding the troops for Skidoos.Where you can leave all of the underclassmen behind.11. Chatting with strangers on the Skidoos Patio.
Hey, congrats on the new Jetta, Dan.12. Waiting quite literally an entire year to use the bathroom.
Two stalls for 100 people, makes sense.
13. Finding your people again after finally leaving the bathroom.
Hi friends! It's been a while.14. Forcing your bestie to leave the bar.
Ok, sometimes he/she has to force you.
15. Making your Uber driver stop at Wendy's.
16. Finally getting back to your bed.
It's honestly the best part of the night.