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The 14 Stages Of Finals Week

As told by Jessica Day.

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The 14 Stages Of Finals Week
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1. Shock.

Finals week is coming, and there is absolutely nothing we can do about it.

2. Numbness.

I'm just going to sit here for a while and not move.

3. Denial.

There must be some mistake. It can't be this soon. I have time to just watch some Netflix.

4.Emotional Outbursts.

*Cries for four hours*

5. Anger.

Whose freaking idea was it to have all major tests during one week?

6. Fear.

I can't do this. I can't do this. No matter what happens I'm going to fail. There is absolute no point in studying.

7. Disorganization.

Where's my highlighter? I think I lost my sanity. Crap, have you seen my notebook?

8. Bargaining.

Hey, so, uh... you want to share that review that you made?

9. Panic.

"Mom, this is terrible. I can't breathe, and I think my body might be shutting down."

10. Guilt.

UGH, why did I just watch three seasons of "Friends?"

11. Isolation.

Okay, it's time to buckle down. You can do this, you can do this.

12. Depression.

*Stares blankly into space*

13. Testing.

None of this was on the review! Okay, I know two of these words. When in doubt, "C" your way out.

14. Acceptance.

Well, pass or fail, at least it's over. Now I get to go home and explain to my family that I'm still single.

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