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The 13 Types Of Guys You See On Tinder

*Swipes Left*

Bethany Lambert
Aug 08, 2017
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The 13 Types Of Guys You See On Tinder
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1. The one with the puppy

I'm not gonna lie, this one works (but you also have to be as cute as your dog is). #sorrynotsorry

2. The one with the (possible) ex

I seriously don't understand the theory behind this. It's an automatic left swipe from me.

3. The one who's always at the gym

Okay, we get it, you workout; but it also makes you seem like you're super into yourself, and most girls aren't gonna dig that. (If you must include a gym photo, just include one- anymore than that and it's overkill).

4. The one who thinks he's artsy

Props to you if it's actually a good photo, but the majority of them aren't. Maybe just stick with a classic selfie.

5. The one who loves to drink

I'm sorry, but if all of your pictures are you drinking/at a party, you need to find a different hobby (and take some pics while doing it).

6. The one who likes to model

There's a 99% chance I'm gonna assume you're a fake profile. *swipes left*

7. The one who may or may not be a serial killer

Traveling is great, but if you've been out of the country for 7 years, and we don't have any common connections, I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're up to something sketchy.

8. The one who claims to be 26 but looks like he's 50

Trust me, you're not fooling anyone. You'll have better luck if you don't lie about your age!

9. The one with the group picture

Chances are I'm not going to take the time to figure out which one you are. (Especially if all your pictures are group pictures)

10. The one who *really* loves his fraternity

Great, I'm glad you're involved in something and have some friends, but please prove to me that you do more than just party with your frat bros.

11. The one who's pretty and knows it

I'm actually super intimidated by you and will probably swipe left without even thinking twice about it.

12. The one with the "reviews"

The only thing this tells me is that you were too lazy to worry about coming up with a decent bio. Is that how much effort you're gonna put into our first date?...

13. The one with the cliche, stolen bio

It might have been funny the first time we saw it, but now it's just annoying. Let's have some orginiality, guys.

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