So, I am like mega ready for Christmas because we had ONE decently cool day and I am beyond ready for the carols and the snow and the presents and the obnoxious decorations that fill my heart with joy. But, it's not even Halloween yet. Even so, with college life taking us over and Christmas still three months away, I decided to write a parody that will satisfy us all. Enjoy, and you're welcome!

In the first week of college, my teachers gave to me a heartwarming welcoming!

In the second week of college, my teachers gave to me two long pre-tests and a heartwarming welcoming.

In the third week of college, my teachers gave to me three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming!

In the forth week of college, my teachers gave to me four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and heartwarming welcoming.

In the fifth week of college, my teachers gave to me FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming.

In the sixth week of college, my teachers gave to me six minute lunches, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming.

In the seventh week of college, my teachers gave to me seven days of crying, six minute lunches, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming.

In the eighth week of college, my teachers gave to me eight dumb equations, seven days of crying, six minute lunches, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming.

In the ninth week of college, my teachers gave to me nine schedule conflicts, eight dumb equations, seven days of crying, six minute lunches, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming.

In the tenth week of college, my teachers gave to me ten practice problems, nine schedule conflicts, eight dumb equations, seven days of crying, six minute lunches, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming.

In the eleventh week of college, my teachers gave to me eleven counselor meetings, nine schedule conflicts, eight dumb equations, seven days of crying, six minute lunches, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming.

In the twelfth week of college, my teachers gave to me......12 DAYS OF FINALS, eleven counselor meetings, nine schedule conflicts, eight dumb equations, seven days of crying, six minute lunches, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Four take home tests, three syllabi, two long pre-tests, and a heartwarming welcoming!