When walking into your first college class you don't really know what to expect. High school teachers tell you that you're independent, but then the professor starts off with their "rules" about college. So, in that case with the holidays and finals rushing up on us I decided to twist up the holiday classic, "The twelve days of Christmas" to "The 12 days of College." Most college students should be able to relate to these!
On the first day of college, my Professor said to me, all you will do is study.
On the second day of college, my Professor said to me, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the third day of college, my Professor said to me, listen to my lectures, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the fourth day of college, my Professor said to me, no extra credit, never skip class,and all you will do is study.
On the fifth day of college, my Professor said to me, fix all the errors, no extra credit, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the sixth day of college, my Professor said to me, get your lab hours, fix all the errors, no extra credit, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the seventh day of college, my Professor said to me, stop sleeping in class, get your lab hours, fix all the errors, no extra credit, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the eighth day of college, my Professor said to me, don't ask stupid questions, stop sleeping in class, get your lab hours, fix all the errors, no extra credit, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the ninth day of college, my Professor said to me, don't pack up early, don't ask stupid questions, stop sleeping in class, get your lab hours, fix all the errors, no extra credit, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the tenth day of college, my Professor said to me, use professional corresponse, don't pack up early, don't ask stupid questions, stop sleeping in class, get your lab hours, fix all the errors, no extra credit, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the eleventh day of college, my Professor said to me, stop partying, use professional corresponse, don't pack up early, don't ask stupid questions, stop sleeping in class, get your lab hours, fix all the errors, no extra credit, never skip class, and all you will do is study.
On the twelfth day of college, my Professor said to me, PAY ATTENTION, stop partying, use professional corresponse, don't pack up early, don't ask stupid questions, stop sleeping in class, get your lab hours, fix all the errors, no extra credit, never skip class, and all you will do is study.