A retelling of the beloved classic to accompany you through the most stressful part of Christmas: Christmas shopping. Enjoy! Feel free to sing the lyrics.
On the first day of shopping, my family gave to me...
A list of impossible things!
On the second day of shopping, Winter gave to me...
2 feet of snow,
And a list of impossible things!
On the third day of shopping, Winter gave to me...
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the fourth day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the fifth day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
LINES TEN FEET LONG!
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the sixth day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
6 cashiers crying,
Lines ten feet long,
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the seventh day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
7 items missing,
6 cashiers crying,
lines ten feet long,
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the eighth day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
8 screaming parents,
7 items missing,
6 cashiers crying,
lines ten feet long,
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the ninth day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
9 children running,
8 parents screaming,
7 items missing,
6 cashiers crying,
lines ten feet long,
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the tenth day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
10 stores closing,
9 children running,
8 parents screaming,
7 items missing,
6 cashiers crying,
lines ten feet long,
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the eleventh day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
11 large bags,
10 stores closing,
9 children running,
8 parents screaming,
7 items missing,
6 cashiers crying,
lines ten feet long,
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
On the last day of shopping, shopping gave to me...
12 dollars remaining,
11 large bags,
10 stores closing,
9 children running,
8 screaming parents,
7 items missing,
6 cashier crying,
lines ten feet long,
only 4 parking spots,
3 cars in ditches,
2 feet of snow,
and a list of impossible things!
Hope you enjoyed reading or singing this as much I enjoyed writing it!
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