Listen, dieting sucks but at some point we all have to (should?) do it. So here are the 11 stages of dieting that we all know so well.
1. That initial feeling of motivation you get to start a diet
2. And then you go to the grocery store all excited to buy healthy food
3. And you spend so much money because you didn't realize how expensive it is to eat healthy
4. When you finally make that low-cal, low-fat, gluten free, all natural meal
5. And then you have to force yourself to eat it
6. But no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to convince yourself to enjoy it
7. When you go out to dinner with your friends and you make yourself order a salad
8. And you're trying to have a conversation but all you want is to eat some junk food
9. And then you feel great because you've been eating healthy but then you step on the scale
10. And then you realize that you have more important numbers to worry about, like your slowly declining GPA
11. So you go and eat that f*cking piece of pizza
So to all of those people out there that are starting a new diet, I bid you good luck! For those of us who broke their diet along the way, enjoy your pizza!