Besides the creamery, Old Main and our great academics, Penn State is also famous for Gumby's Pokey Stix. Ask anyone around campus, it is the best late night food! Look out for their coupons/deals because on Tuesday's it's buy one get one free!
Here are the 10 Stages of Pokey Stix:
1. The party is starting to die down and you immediately start craving cheesy, delicious stix of goodness with your choice of marinara or ranch, of course.
2. Denial. You're in the Uber and you know it's a bad idea to order when vacation szn is right around the corner, but you order them anyway and decide to regret it tomorrow.
3. Gumby's makes it too easy for you to order because of course they can take your Lion Cash number right over the phone! No time to back out now!
4. You await the phone call from a 516 area code.
5. You decide you can't wait around for them to tell you when it's here, so you decide to take action and sit in the lobby of your building where there is a huge window!
6. After you and your friends take snapchats and devour them, you start to feel the guilt coming on.
7. After you make your way back up to your room, you debate on doing a quick eight minute ab session or just getting into bed.
8. The morning comes and once again the guilt sets in...
9. With a quick trip to the gym, you're back and feeling better than ever.
10. Repeat.
