1. Clowns

Looking to get murdered this Halloween? Have I got the costume for you! Dress up as a clown and you’re sure to be physically assaulted by an angry mob of frat boys with Axe Spray and pitchforks.

2. Hillary’s Inbox

Put on your best high-low dress and pair of Heelys, because we are officially over it.

3. Taylor Swift

Show up completely naked to the party because you are exposed.

4. Bob Dylan

Simply cut off all contact with the outside world.

5. Barack Obama

Carry around a stereo all night playing NSYNC’s 2000 hit “Bye Bye Bye.” Make your friends dress as secret service agents and do the music video’s iconic dance moves around you.

6. Paul Ryan

Just look sad.

7. The Zodiac Killer

Wear a suit and introduce yourself as the Senator of Texas. They will never know.

8. Donald Trump

Step one: dress in all red

Step two: put on a pair of horns

Step three: douse yourself in gasoline

Step Four: set yourself on fire

9. Vine

Have your friends roll you around in a coffin all night. Avoid staircases at all costs.

10. Just not a bunny

Please, anything but.