What type of professor do you have? This is a list based off of pure humor and past professors. I do not mean to offend anyone, so please take this with a grain of salt.
1. The strict professor
You know the one. The one who doesn't allow food or drinks. They often are sticklers for front rowers. This professor is not one you should take lightly. You should turn your homework it on time and be sure to be a few minutes early to class because they don't appreciate tardiness.
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2. The homework giver
This professor loves to give you loads of homework. Most times it's reading hundreds, maybe not that much, of pages, but you get my point. They can talk for hours about their topic and they will quiz you. This professor is also known for calling you out in class to see if you actually read those hundred pages.
3. The professor who won't even touch the $200 book you ordered
This professor will probably not even mention the book. Yes, you spent money on it, but no, you will never need it. This professor usually uses his own old notes from years past or they use what they call the Google machine.
4. The professor who will never retire
This professor will probably teach until they die. This is true because they probably love your school so dearly. They are well known on campus and if you're lucky, yours will be called "The Queen," like ours is. They may even be here so long that they get a golden star on their parking spot.
5. The chill one
This professor doesn't care that you eat yogurt or cereal in their class. You can even have your big ole cup of caffeine at your seat. They usually have one too. They don't mind that you turn your work in late because they have to grade it anyway. So, who cares?
6. The rabbit trail professor
This little guy can talk for hours. They can go on a rant that they didn't even know they could go on. This professor can talk about their dogs for days. You may be lucky to hear about his or her personal life. It is probably going to be interesting if they have two dogs.
7. The late one
This professor is always late to class. They walk in the door ten minutes after class is supposed to begin. They may even come thirty minutes into class time which the class will probably have said bump this and left by then. But yet, they expect you to be right on time.
I hope this article has given you some giggles. I also hope that you are not one of these professors or better yet, one of my professors.
