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24 Quotes From 'Mean Girls' That Are Too Fetch To Ever Forget

"You can't sit with us!"

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The 15th anniversary of "Mean Girls" has passed, and it's still as hilarious as ever. Here are some of the most memorable quotes from the film. It's not ALL of them, of course. The movie as a whole is downright hysterical.

1. "If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

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"Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"

2. "We should totally just stab Caesar!" 

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"Gretchen Weiners had cracked."

3. "Danny Devito, I love your work!"

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4. "You can't sit with us!" 

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5. "Why are you so obsessed with me?!" 

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6. "I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom!" 

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7. "Is butter a carb?"

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"Yes."

8. "You wanna go to Taco Bell?" 

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"I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all carb diet!"

9. "She doesn't even go here!" 

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10. "The limit does not exist!"

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11. "It's Halloween."

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12. "You go, Glen Coco!" 

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"And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye."

13. "You're fat because I hate you." 

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I don't hate you because you're fat."

14. Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant...and die." 

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15. "I did not leave the southside for this!"

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16. "I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops..."

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17. "Boo, you whore."

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18. "On Wednesdays, we wear pink."

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19. "It's like I have ESPN or something." 

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"There's a 30% chance it's already raining."

20. "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me." 

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"But I can't help it that I'm popular."

21. "So fetch!"

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22. "I'm a pusher. I push people." 

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23. "On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was." 

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24. "It's Cady."

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