Thanksgiving as Told by the Muppets | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

Thanksgiving as Told by the Muppets

Counting down the days until my favorite holiday.

135
Thanksgiving as Told by the Muppets

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. You get to eat great food with great people, and forget about the stress of school for a while. However, I've learned that sometimes Thanksgiving can be stressful.

1. You are excited to be reunited with your family:

You finally get a break from school and get to see not only your immediate family, but your extended family as well. You can't wait to see all of your favorite cousins.

2. On the way there you are so excited, you can't wait to eat tons of food:

You have an enjoyable car ride on the way there, talking about how good the macaroni is going to be, and how you hope they have pie and ice cream this year.

3. Your older relatives start asking you questions about your accomplishments from the past year:

When you arrive, the questions start rolling out. Are you dating anyone? What are your grades like? What are your plans for the next five years?

4. If you don't start eating soon you are going to lose your mind:

You have had enough of small talk. You need to eat something. Yes, you are happy to see everyone, but that turkey smells like it's done. Please get it out of the oven, pronto.

5. Finally, the turkey comes out of the oven:

The time has come. The promised land is near. You can't wait to dig in.

6. All the food is finally put out on the table:

The prayers have been said, and you run to your place at the front of the line. You have been preparing for this moment for weeks.

7. Someone brings up a controversial topic at the dinner table:

...and here we go. Why does this always have to happen? Things would go so much better if we just stuffed our faces in silence.

8. You decide to keep quiet while your family catches up on gossip:

You sit back and sip your tea. You will have no part of this conversation.

9. After sitting through awkward amounts of conversation, you decide it's time to go home:

You packed your leftovers into plastic containers and Ziploc bags. Maybe you will make it out alive.

10. But in reality, you already started a countdown for next Thanksgiving:

On the drive home, all you can think about is how excited you are for next year.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Mays Island
Courtney Jones

Today I started my third week of college at Minnesota State Moorhead. I have survived welcome week, finding my classes on the first day, and being an awkward loner in the dining hall. Even though I have yet to be here for a month, I have already experienced many thoughts and problems that only a new college student can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less
college

"Make sure to get involved when you're in college!"

We've all heard some variation of this phrase, whether it came from parents, other family members, friends, RAs, or college-related articles. And, like many clichés, it's true for the most part. Getting involved during your college years can help you make friends, build your resume, and feel connected to your campus. However, these commitments can get stressful if you're dealing with personal issues, need to work, or aren't sure how to balance classes and everything else going on during the semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

9 Reasons Why Friends Are Essential In College

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

215
Bridgaline Liberati and friends
Bridgaline Liberati

In college, one of the essential things to have is friends. Yes, textbooks, a laptop, and other school supplies are important but friends are essential. Friends are that support system everybody needs. The more friends you have the better the support system you have. But you also have someone to share experiences with. And don’t settle for just one or two friends because 8 out of 10 times they are busy and you are studying all alone. Or they have other friend groups that do not include you. Don’t settle for just one or two friends; make as many friends as you can. After the first couple of weeks of college, most friend groups are set and you may be without friends.

Keep Reading...Show less
sneakers and heels
Sister | Brother Style - Word Press

For a moment your world is spinning. The phone alarm has just scared you awake and you’re flooded by daunting thoughts of the day ahead. You have three assignments due and little time to work on them because of your job. You’re running late because you’ve hit snooze one to many times after yesterday’s long hours. You dizzily reach for a hoodie, craving its comfort, and rush for a speedy exit, praying you will have time to pick up coffee. Does this sound familiar?

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

11 Signs You Live At The Library As Told by 'Parks And Recreation'

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

149
brown wooden book shelves with books

Finals week is upon us. It is a magical time of year during which college students everywhere flock to the library in attempt to learn a semester's worth of knowledge in only a week. For some students, it's their first time in the library all semester, maybe ever. Others have slaved away many nights under the fluorescent lights, and are slightly annoyed to find their study space being invaded by amateurs. While these newbies wander aimlessly around the first floor, hopelessly trying to find a table, the OGs of the library are already on the third floor long tables deep into their studies. Here is a few signs that you may live in the library, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments