Thanksgiving break is much needed. No school, time to "relax" with family, home, and not to mention all the food. The break alone gives us a reason to be thankful, yet everyone seems to have a different Thanksgiving experience. The majority of us tend to have some similar experiences, at least according to Patrick Star.
1. You finally get the chance to not use your brain.
Unless your teacher assigns homework...
2. When company comes over for dinner and you barely know any of them.
Sometimes you wonder why you can't just eat Thanksgiving dinner by yourself.
3. Meanwhile, your dad is all over the NFL games.
"No matter how loud you scream at the TV, your team can't hear you Dad!"
4. When dinner comes around, you inhale as much food as possible.
Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, 10 different types of casseroles, and pie. Then it's time for seconds... and thirds.
5. But then you have to listen to all your relatives tell every little detail in their lives.
Is it time for dessert yet? No, because we have to wait for grandma to finish her food which she only eats in between her stories.
6. And at the end of the break, your parents bring life back into your bank account.
But then you spend it all on Black Friday.
7. Even though you have to go back to school, Christmas is right around the corner!!
You may now appropriately blast every Christmas song ever sung.