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Thanksgiving, As Told By The Kardashians

Ahh Thanksgiving. A time to spend with family and friends, while eating massive amounts of food. However things aren’t as simple as this. Cue the holiday traffic, which makes anywhere going impossible, the never-ending, invasive questions from aunts and uncles, all on top of the fact that finals are looming once you get back to school. Who better to explain this wonderful but hectic time like the Kardashians? Here is Thanksgiving as told by the Kardashians.

IT'S THANKSGIVING BREAK, YIPPEE!


It's a long few months, and going home has never felt better.

You finally get home, and you realize your empty-nester parents have redecorated the entire house and have taken up new hobbies like playing the guitar...


And your sibling rivalry almost immediately reignites.

Your parents treat you like a king/queen. OK FINE, you can make me breakfast and do my laundry.

You hit up the hometown squad, but no one seems quite as enthusiastic.

But eventually you all meet up and gossip about people from your high school who have dropped out of college to become DJs...


She had a BABY? He gained the freshman fifteen?

Then one of your friends starts to go into detail about her new boyfriend who's SO into his new band.


You glance at your planner and realize that you have two papers due the Tuesday after break...

Not to mention finals in three weeks.

A few days later, it's finally THANKSGIVING and you're trying to get ready for holiday festivities.

And tensions run high when you're stuck in holiday traffic.

You become lost in a crowd at a relative's house.

Cue the invasive dinner questions: How's school going?

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

What do you want to do after college?

You successfully dodge questions about your grades.

Finally, the spotlight shifts away from you and morphs into a heated political debate.

And the meal does not go as planned.

But you still manage to consume anything and everything on the table.

BUT SOMEONE FORGOT TO BRING YOUR FAVORITE PUMPKIN PIE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL YEAR.

On top of all of this, you're obligated to meet new people.

People start to have too much to drink, and your cousin and her college boyfriend start to think this is a frat party and not a family function.


You'll admit it. Your family drives you insane. But no matter what happens, you're thankful for them. Without them, you would not be the person you are today. So embrace your family's crazy and unique ways, and be THANKFUL.



But please, it's still Thanksgiving. Let's refrain from listening Christmas music for now.

Let's enjoy Thanksgiving first.

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