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Thanksgiving As Told By Brooke Davis

Our Girl B. Davis Knows A Thing Or Two About Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving As Told By Brooke Davis
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If you're anything like me, you love Thanksgiving. What's not to love? All the food, the pumpkin pie, the fall decorations, and spending time with your family. Now, as much as I love spending time with my family, I realize all the questions and distant relatives can be a little much. So here's a couple times our girl B. Davis has helped explain Thanksgiving.

When they give you the "be on your best behavior" speech


When you first walk in and have to pretend it's the greatest thing in the world to see everyone


When you pretend to be interested in the story being told but in reality just stuffing your face

When you're on your 2nd piece of pumpkin pie......for the 5th time


When your crazy aunt wants you to try the new recipe she made


When everyone keeps asking you how school is and why you don't have a boyfriend and how your grads are and you smile through the pain but all you really wanna do is...


When you finally realize how many calories you actually just ate...


And you apologize to yourself and the diet you were on


But then you realize it's Thanksgiving and the calories don't really count


When you're done eating but everyone is continuing to talk

When you text your friends all the weird things that happened at dinner and they tell you their weird stories


When your parents finally say it's time to go home


When you get home and are too excited to get to your bed and never have to talk to adults again....until Christmas.


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