Everyone loves Thanksgiving. And what's not to love? There's always some family drama, that one uncle always drinks too much and you feed the dog under the table so your mom won't see. In all that excitement the day slips by so quickly and you wake up the next morning with a hunger for leftovers, the post-thanksgiving blues and a thousand turkey thoughts. Here's a list of the things you might be thinking after Thanksgiving:
1. I wish I had taken some leftovers on the plane.
Because everyone knows you can never have too many leftovers and thanksgiving food never expires so yes, it is definitely still edible a week after thanksgiving.
2. Stuffing should be on every menu.
Don't we know it! That stuff(ing) is amazing and wouldn't you order it as your side item for your In N Out burger if you could?
3. I need to buy more sweatpants.
Because they're the most accommodating and least judgmental type of pants. Let that drawstring hang out!
4. I think I gained 20 pounds.
Okay, maybe not 20...but probably 5. You're not doing Thanksgiving right if you go home without a mashed potatoes top (that's a muffin top Thanksgiving style)
5. Maybe I should go to the gym?
Hahaha yeah right! Pass the pumpkin pie please!
6. I need a daily nap for the next month to recover from that meal.
Or maybe two naps a day? Whatever the doctor calls for, my friend.
7. Is it appropriate to eat a 20 pound turkey every day?
That big bird would be easy to conquer every 24 hours.
8. Dang we drank a lot.
Bag up all those bottles and cans; you could probably make a few dollars at the recycling plant.
9. Ugh, I can't wait for thanksgiving next year.
Just 364 more days! 363...362...361...