For the past week, I have been posting embarrassing childhood pictures along with equally awful recreations to my Facebook page in hopes of raising money for Dance Marathon. The more money I raised from these horrible childhood photos, the more I questioned my parent's decision to raise me as their own offspring.
In light of their huge hearts and acceptance for the unacceptable, here is a photo-filled letter to my parents for never giving up on me, even in my most questionable phases:
Thank you, Mom and Dad, for loving me unconditionally. Even when I messed up, made a fool of myself, and had fashion disasters, you were both still by my side. You've not only loved me, but you have taught me lessons and let me experience things that I could never repay you for. I've been through a lot in the past 18 years, but there are a few specific times that I need to directly address and thank you for.
Thank you for letting me experiment with the low-pony middle part.
I learned that I am not a Kardashian, and a side part is much more flattering, but I appreciate the opportunity to experiment for myself. This phase also taught me that stripes aren't my friend, but under-eye concealer would be shortly.
Thank you for loving me when I had more chins than years lived on this Earth.
Thank you for letting me believe that I could be anything I set my mind to.
Thank you for letting me discover what too much makeup looks like.
The angsty teen in me thank you for letting me think that I was cool, even when I look like someone I wouldn't want my kid hanging out with. The young adult in me thanks you for never telling me that I looked bad, even though it's very apparent that I did.
Thank you for letting me find my own self-identity.
Thank you for letting me borrow your shoes during my Bigfoot stage.
The camera angle doesn't help, but I had some stompers. Dad, thanks for referring to me as "the stomper". It was nice to have a title that made me feel like a WWE female wrestler while I grew into them.
Thank you for letting me go out in public when I probably should have been kept indoors.
Overall, I am most thankful to you for photographing these stages of life. If I were a parent and my child looked like any of these, you'd be hard pressed to see me snapping a picture. However, these documented atrocities have brought some great laughs over the years, and I'm very grateful for that.
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