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15 Things Normal People Would Rather Do Than VOLUNTARILY Eat Candy Corn

The proper way to eat candy corn is to throw it in the garbage.

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I think that we can all agree that most of us look forward to fall year-round, but the ultimate debate that happens once fall is finally here, is the notorious candy corn debate. Personally, if you couldn't tell by the title, I am anti-candy corn.

I honestly find it offensive that it is even called "candy" considering the fact that it isn't even sweet (in my opinion). In fact, I find candy corn so repulsive, that I would rather do these 15 things than be forced to put this abomination in my mouth. I apologize to all candy corn lovers in advanced.

Step on a lego.

Stub my pinky toe against the leg of a wooden coffee table.

Have to pee every time I finally get comfortable in my bed.

Go to an 8 a.m. lecture class.

Listen to Nickelback.

Cut a lemon with a cut on my finger.

Stab myself in the eye with a mascara wand.

Drink straight celery juice.

Listen to a queef on repeat for five hours.

Have a hang nail.

Wear someone else's wax filled earbuds.

Have someone ring the doorbell every time I'm naked.

Get shampoo in my eyes.

 Endure a heartbreak.

 Cut off my tongue entirely.

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