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15 Things Normal People Would Rather Do Than VOLUNTARILY Eat Candy Corn

The proper way to eat candy corn is to throw it in the garbage.

Josie Howell

Oct 06, 2019

Jacksonville State University

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I think that we can all agree that most of us look forward to fall year-round, but the ultimate debate that happens once fall is finally here, is the notorious candy corn debate. Personally, if you couldn't tell by the title, I am anti-candy corn.

I honestly find it offensive that it is even called "candy" considering the fact that it isn't even sweet (in my opinion). In fact, I find candy corn so repulsive, that I would rather do these 15 things than be forced to put this abomination in my mouth. I apologize to all candy corn lovers in advanced.

Step on a lego.

Stub my pinky toe against the leg of a wooden coffee table.

Have to pee every time I finally get comfortable in my bed.

Go to an 8 a.m. lecture class.

Listen to Nickelback.

Cut a lemon with a cut on my finger.

Stab myself in the eye with a mascara wand.

Drink straight celery juice.

Listen to a queef on repeat for five hours.

Have a hang nail.

Wear someone else's wax filled earbuds.

Have someone ring the doorbell every time I'm naked.

Get shampoo in my eyes.

Endure a heartbreak.

Cut off my tongue entirely.

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The 5 Phases Of Finals

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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10 ways to prepare for finals week—beginning with getting to the library.

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26 Things to Thank Our Roommates For

Who knows where we would be without them.

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Where do we begin when we start talking about our roommates? You practically spend every moment with them, they become your second family and they deal with you at your best and at your absolute worst. They are there to make you laugh just a little harder, cry a little less and make each day a little better. We often forget to thank them for the little things that they do to make college even a tiny bit easier and more fun. This list of 26 things are what you should thank your roommates for right this minute and every day that you live with them.