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12 Days of Finals

...College gave to me.

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Feeling the pressure of finals week with the holidays just around the corner had me thinking of what college is giving to me this Finals Week.

1. On the first day of finals week, college gave to me, a project due by yesterday.

2. On the second day of finals week, college gave to me, two take home quizzes and a project due by yesterday.

3. On the third day of finals week, college gave to me, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

4. On the fourth day of finals week, college gave to me, four BlackBoard updates, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

5. On the fifth day of finals week, college gave to me, FIIII-VEEEE MENTAL BREAK DOWNS, four BlackBoard updates, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

6. On the sixth day of finals week, college gave to me, six blank pages, five mental breakdowns, four BlackBoard updates, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

7. On the seventh day of finals week, college gave to me, seven students sleeping, six blank pages, five mental breakdowns, four BlackBoard updates, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

8. On the eighth day of finals week, college gave to me, eight research papers, seven students sleeping, six blank pages, five mental breakdowns, four BlackBoard updates, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

9. On the ninth day of finals week, college gave to me, nine points away from an A, eight research papers, seven students sleeping, six blank pages, five mental breakdowns, four BlackBoard updates, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

10. On the tenth day of finals week, college gave to me, ten missing flashcards, nine points away from an A, eight research papers, seven students sleeping, six blank pages, five mental breakdowns, four blackboard updates, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

11. On the eleventh day of finals week, college gave to me, eleven minutes to cram, ten missing flashcards, nine points away from an A, eight research papers, seven students sleeping, six blank pages, five mental breakdowns, four BlackBoard updates, three study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.

12. On the twelfth day of finals week, college gave to me, twelve more pages to type, eleven minutes to cram, ten missing flashcards, nine points away from an A, eight research papers, seven students sleeping, six blank pages, five mental breakdowns, four blackboard updates, three extra credit study guides, two take home quizzes, and a project due by yesterday.


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