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10 Texts That Are Socially Acceptable To Send Only If The Other Person Is Your BFF

"Can I bitch for like 2 seconds?"

Gillian Schwartz

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10 Texts That Are Socially Acceptable To Send Only If The Other Person Is Your BFF

Gillian Schwartz

I'll be honest, I'm not the needy girlfriend. I'm the needy best friend. I text my best friend probably 90% of the day and more than I text my boo-thang, my mom, pretty much anyone.

So I decided to go through my messages and see the texts I would only send her.

1. "Can you please pick me up a diet coke on your way home"

2. "Can I bitch for like 2 seconds?"

3. "Did you see the picture that ______ posted?"

4. "Wanna go on a walk? I can't be in this house anymore"

5. "Should I skip class today or Friday?"

6. "Will you go out and just have one drink with me?"

7. "Tell me it's ok to skip the gym and lay in bed"

8. "Is this outfit too slutty for the bar?"

9. "How long is too long to go without shaving my legs?"

10. "Read this text, do you think he's into me?"

Thanks to my best friend who puts up with these endless texts, you're the true MVP.

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10 Texts That Are Socially Acceptable To Send Only If The Other Person Is Your BFF

"Can I bitch for like 2 seconds?"

1. "Can you please pick me up a diet coke on your way home"

2. "Can I bitch for like 2 seconds?"

3. "Did you see the picture that ______ posted?"

4. "Wanna go on a walk? I can't be in this house anymore"

5. "Should I skip class today or Friday?"

6. "Will you go out and just have one drink with me?"

7. "Tell me it's ok to skip the gym and lay in bed"

8. "Is this outfit too slutty for the bar?"

9. "How long is too long to go without shaving my legs?"

10. "Read this text, do you think he's into me?"

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For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

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2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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1. Making yourself dinner

2. Wearing real clothes to class

3. Steering clear of procrastination

4. Doing your laundry

5. Keeping your notes organized

6. Cleaning your room

7. Going to the gym

8. Actually doing well in school

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