16 Things You Start Texting Eachother If You've Been Dating TOO Long | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Swoon

16 Things You Start Texting Eachother If You've Been Dating TOO long

You two aren't even dating anymore...the term doesn't seem enough.

944
16 Things You Start Texting Eachother If You've Been Dating TOO long
"Friends"

In This Article:

There comes a time in a relationship where the honeymoon stage ends. It's not all sunshine and rainbows, dates become more infrequent, and unfortunately, the sweet "good morning" texts end.

But don't worry, that just means all the real fun is just beginning.

When the honeymoon stage ends you stop seeing that person as just your date or piece of arm candy, you start seeing them more as just another extension of yourself. And unfortunately, once that happens, all barriers that once were immediately come loose.

Does that mean the romance is dead? Just take a look at these texts you two start texting if you have been dating too long.

1. "Do my boobs look funny in this?"

Before you were uncertain about drawing attention to your imperfections, now you just want them to tell it like it is.

2. "Do you think she's hot?"

Jealously? You don't know her. If you ask this its just because you're genuinely curious about whether or not you two can agree.

3. "Do you think I have a chance with him?'

You've both been out of the game too long so you both know there is no chance, but you still like to play along.

4. "My mom told me to tell you *insert message*"

You don't know why you have to be the messenger, but you're both tight with both sets of parents so they are checking in on you as much as their own kid.

5. "Can you pop this pimple when I see you later?"

In some cases you need a second pair of hands.

6. "Get me this"

Followed by a pic of a cute dog/ animal/ beer opening toilet seat / anything you do not actually remotely need.

7. "This reminded me of you"

And it's usually a meme, a funny tweet that described them, or a funny looking animal.

8. "Shut up, I hate you."

Because they just served you a sick burn that you probably deserved.

9. "Can you see if this is infected?"

Remember those days when you wouldn't even go see them without makeup or doing your hair? Those days are long gone.

10. "Can you bring me some toilet paper?"

A favor you once reserved for siblings you have now passed the reigns onto them.

11. "GUESS WHAT"

Followed by you spilling MAJOR tea. Because when someone says "don't tell anyone", everyone knows significant others don't count.

12. "Can you look this over before I send it?"

You trust their opinion more than anything so you need their approval always.

13. "You will not believe what just came out of me."

They were the one binge eating Taco Bell with you at 2 a.m. so you only feel necessary they go through this part of the process with you.

14. "Alright I'll go, but I'm going to be cranky about it."

Of course you don't care and are happy they're dragging you somewhere, but you still like to give them a hard time about it.

15. "Hey! I really like this!!"

*sends pic of anything wedding related* and somehow they always know you're just being you and not scared off.

15. "Lol, why are you even dating me."

You have no idea why, but they love you all your little quirks and tendencies in all. They see all the unfiltered sides of you and still chose to be with you. And for that, you're eternally grateful.

Report this Content
Kardashians
W Magazine

Whether you love them or hate them, it's undeniable the Kardashian/ Jenner family has built an enormous business empire. Ranging from apps, fashion lines, boutiques, beauty products, books, television shows, etc. this bunch has shown they are insane business moguls. Here are seven reasons why the Kardashian/ Jenner family should be applauded for their intelligent business tactics.

Keep Reading...Show less
friends
Photo by Elizeu Dias on Unsplash

If I have learned one thing in my lifetime, it is that friends are a privilege. No one is required to give you their company and yet there is some sort of shared connection that keeps you together. And from that friendship, you may even find yourself lucky enough to have a few more friends, thus forming a group. Here are just a few signs that prove your current friend group is the ultimate friend group.

Keep Reading...Show less
ross and monica
FanPop

When it comes to television, there’s very few sets of on-screen siblings that a lot of us can relate to. Only those who have grown up with siblings knows what it feels like to fight, prank, and love a sibling. Ross and Monica Geller were definitely overbearing and overshared some things through the series of "Friends," but they captured perfectly what real siblings feel in real life. Some of their antics were funny, some were a little weird but all of them are completely relatable to brothers and sisters everywhere.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Types Of Sorority Girls

Who really makes up your chapter...

2495
Sorority Girls
Owl Eyes Magazine

College is a great place to meet people, especially through Greek life. If you look closely at sororities, you'll quickly see there are many different types of girls you will meet.

1. The Legacy.

Her sister was a member, her mom was a member, all of her aunts were members, and her grandma was a member. She has been waiting her whole life to wear these letters and cried hysterically on bid day. Although she can act entitled at times, you can bet she is one of the most enthusiastic sisters.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

10 Reasons Why Life Is Better In The Summertime

Winter blues got you down? Summer is just around the corner!

2094
coconut tree near shore within mountain range
Photo by Elizeu Dias on Unsplash

Every kid in college and/or high school dreams of summer the moment they walk through the door on the first day back in September. It becomes harder and harder to focus in classes and while doing assignments as the days get closer. The winter has been lagging, the days are short and dark, and no one is quite themselves due to lack of energy and sunlight. Let's face it: life is ten times better in the summertime.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments