1. Do your makeup
(For the girl running late with bags under her eyes)
2. Check your fantasy football team
(The power rankings are not looking so powerful lately)
3. Play Hungry Shark
(My personal favorite at the moment)
4. Make an important phone call
(SHHH... do not be THAT person)
5. Sleep with your mouth open
(Make everyone else uncomfortable)
6. Listen to a podcast
("The Briefing" by Albert Moher is a good choice)
7. Sit and fret
(Enough said)
8. Grab a snack
(Eat and stare forlornly out the window while you have earbuds in, but aren't actually listening to anything) (Me always)
9. Actually have a conversation with someone
(Like out loud. With actual words.)
10. HOLD ON TIGHT
(because nobody gave up their seat for you and you have very bad balance and fly into/bump every single person on the bus)
What does every college student do instead?
11. Listen to music and text people
(or pretend to text people)