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You're Actually The Worst If You Have One Of These 12 Terrible Tinder Bios

You'd be rich if you had a dollar every time you saw these bios. Like pay-for-college-tuition-rich.

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You're Actually The Worst If You Have One Of These 12 Terrible Tinder Bios

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If you've never used Tinder, consider yourself lucky.

Anyone who has spent even five minutes on the app can tell you that it's mostly a waste of time. You either find people who have their life story in their bios, or they have the same quotes from the same television shows that everyone is tired of hearing about.

If you had a dollar for every time you saw these 12 bios on Tinder, you'd have enough money to pay for college, probably.

1. "Favorite Food: Milksteak. Hobbies: Magnets. Likes: Little Green Ghouls. Dislikes: Peoples' Knees."

I like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" as much as the next person, but this is the worst. Nobody likes peoples' knees! It's not funny anymore!

2. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

You probably don't even know what Battlestar Galactica is. FOH.

3. "Some people call me _____, but you can call me tonight."

This line is so old it's not even smooth anymore; just crusty.

4. "Not (insert legal age here), 17."

Listen, I know it was the bee's knees to make Facebook profiles when you were 13 and say that you were 21, but this is downright terrible.

5. "Just looking to meet people/make friends."

Okay, I know I'm a wildcard for looking for a relationship on the app, but friends?! LEAVE.

6. "Anything you wanna know, just ask."

Okay, I would, except, you never answer my messages.

7. "Looking for my tinderella..."

HARD PASS.

8. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott"

I don't think this has ever been funny. I can't be the only one.

9. "I don't message first."

You probably don't message back either.

10. "Just got out of a long-term relationship and-"

Okay, we haven't even met yet. I don't need your relationship history.

11. "I enjoy long walks on the beach."

Swipe left.

12. "'One hell of a guy.' - New York Times. 'Outstanding gentleman.' - Washington Post. 'I wish I could be more like him.' - Ellen."

Can't you just introduce yourself like any normal person?

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You're Actually The Worst If You Have One Of These 12 Terrible Tinder Bios

You'd be rich if you had a dollar every time you saw these bios. Like pay-for-college-tuition-rich.

1. "Favorite Food: Milksteak. Hobbies: Magnets. Likes: Little Green Ghouls. Dislikes: Peoples' Knees."

2. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

3. "Some people call me _____, but you can call me tonight."

4. "Not (insert legal age here), 17."

5. "Just looking to meet people/make friends."

6. "Anything you wanna know, just ask."

7. "Looking for my tinderella..."

8. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott"

9. "I don't message first."

10. "Just got out of a long-term relationship and-"

11. "I enjoy long walks on the beach."

12. "'One hell of a guy.' - New York Times. 'Outstanding gentleman.' - Washington Post. 'I wish I could be more like him.' - Ellen."

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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