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10 Pick-Up Lines That Are So Bad They Might Actually Work

Pick-up lines are cheesy, so embrace the cheese!

Julia Bosco
Apr 10, 2018
University of Kansas
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10 Pick-Up Lines That Are So Bad They Might Actually Work
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Dating is hard. These days you're lucky if you can meet someone in person let alone online. We've all heard the same pick-up lines and have been asked out in the most unoriginal ways.

I am bored and I think it's time we spice up our game. Boys and girls, don't just ask out your crush, make them swoon. And, by swoon I mean laugh. Pick-up lines are cheesy, so embrace the cheese! Here are a few amazingly terrible lines you should try out the next time you DM your crush.

1. If she’s into Harry Potter give this one a go:

My name may not be Malfoy but can I Slytherin to your bed tonight?


2. For all those patriotic folk try this:

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Just don’t be hurt if you get North Korea as a reply.

3. If she’s into poetry:

Roses are red, the grass is green, you got the finest a** I’ve ever seen.

4. For the hot math geeks:

Can you help me with this problem? Its X+U=25….X must be 15 because U sure are a 10.

5. If they’re big Drake and Josh fans:

You are so cute, you’re Meagan me nervous!

6. If you’re asking out a surgeon:

Are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but I have this gut feeling I need to take you out.

7. If they’re a broke college student:

Are you a loan because you’re gaining my interest.

8. When they are a bad photographer:

You look good in your pixelated profile picture…like a sexy lego.

9. For the fruit lovers out there

Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?

10. If they work at the Apple store

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type

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