College is full of ups and downs. Each day has the same chance of bringing new exciting experiences and heartbreaking tragedy alike. Some students seek out the comfort of a good long nap, others confide in their friends and family, and some turn to their drink of choice. These were the twenty times you really thought tequila was the answer, and honestly, you're not sure if it was or not.
1. You went through a breakup
Substitute with your drink of choice, obviously.
2. You failed a midterm/exam
It's bound to happen at some point in your college career.
3. You were cheated on
Not everyone is loyal, what can you do?
4. You forgot to submit a lab report worth half your lab grade
HOPEFULLY your professor is understanding and not too cold-hearted...
5. You were ghosted, just once or several times, it doesn't matter
What's up with ghosting and can everyone knock it off?
6. You went through a “friend breakup," which is arguably worse than a real breakup
10/10 more painful that a real breakup.
7. You just needed a good cry
Crying is therapeutic, science says so.
8. You find out that person you've been crushing on is in a relationship
This is the WORST. Unrequited love is rough.
9. You didn't know how to get through karaoke night without it
A little bit of extra performance courage goes a long way.
10. You needed some liquid courage
Or just wanted it!
11. You wanted to forget the general nonsense of life
College is full of nonsense.
12. You find out your friends went and had a good time without you
RUDE but in all actuality they probably did text the group chat and you were too busy napping to reply.
13. You went all in and admitted your feelings for someone…only to be rejected
Another form of unrequited love that hurts so much.
14. You got fired from your job and you actually liked that one
It sucks when you actually tried this time.
15. You need an excuse to text your ex, because doing it sober just won't do
But word of advice, don't text them please.
16. You just passed a midterm/exam with flying colors
You need a few wins in college! Celebrate them!
17. You realize it's five o'clock somewhere
Pooooour me something tall and strong...
18. You barely made it through all your classes one day
Some days feel much longer than others...
19. You skipped all your classes one day
...and some days you just can't be bothered!
20. You wanted to wake up the next day, not remembering the day before
No matter how well you're doing, some weeks and days will just knock you down.
As always, please remember to drink responsibly - and the real answer is to drink a glass of water before bed and get around 7-9 hours of sleep. You'll feel much better if you do.
