Following this year's presidential election, Facebook timelines have been filled with posts, articles and videos. Many people are posting about how they feel about the election, fueling heated debates and even ruining friendships. So, instead of adding to the massive amount of serious post-election articles, here's a list of ten things you can do in the span of a four-year presidency.
1. Eat 4,383 meals
Assuming you eat three meals a day every day, that's a lot of meals.
2. Take 1,461 showers
Just think about all of the singing you can do during all of those showers.
3. Become a U.S. citizen eight times
According to U.S. Immigration, on average, it takes six months to become a U.S. citizen.
4. Watch "The Titanic" 10,788 times
That would be the ultimate binge-watch.
5. Grow your hair out 24 inches
On average, hair grows about six inches a year. Two feet of hair can really change a person.
6. Graduate college
To those of you that this applies to during this election: by the time the next election comes, you'll already be #adulting.
7. Breed 5 litters of puppies
And it would be a dream come true.
8. Listen to Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk" 467,111 times
As if you weren't tired of the song already, imagine if it was your soundtrack for the next four years.
9. Do the Cha Cha Slide 600,571
Cha cha now y'all.
10. Age four years
This one is happening either way, but I just figured it was worth reminding you.