1. He’d write a song about our friendship.

2. We would eat junk food and watch movies all the damn time.

3. He'd give the best life advice.

Ed would be my main supporter, biggest critic and the one who will always have my best interest at heart.

4. He’d tell me the real story between him and Ellie Goulding.

What is the song Don’t really about Ed … hmmm??? We're all curious here.

5. He'd always be down to get drunk with me.

And our drunken shenanigans will be the best stories (or songs) we’ll be able to tell our kids someday ... or maybe not.

6. I’d be his plus-one to all the important award shows.

7. He'd make sure I'm okay after a rough breakup.

Because Mr. Sheeran knows a thing or two about heartbreak … am I right, ladies?

8. He’d be the best wingman ever.

9. He’d introduce me to Harry Styles.

… and possibly use those superb wingman skills.

10. I would be able to say that my best friend is the songbird of my generation.

And a super cute tattooed ginger to boot!