1. Nothing is worse than jumping in the water at the start of practice.
The water is ALWAYS colder than it seems, and oftentimes you'll find yourself standing at the edge of the pool, hoping that Coach will let you stay out just a bit longer. Eventually, though, you'll be physically pushed in or coaxed in with the threat of a distance set.
2. It's really easy to forget what lap you're on.
This is especially true during a distance set, when you have to count your laps yet still entertain yourself at the same time. I don't know how many times I've lost track because I'm singing the new Beyonce song in my head.
3. Ripping your cap is one of the worst things that could ever happen to you.
I don't know about you, but the last thing I want before a big meet is to have my cap rip as I'm putting it on. It's just plain annoying, plus nobody else seems to have a spare.
4. There is no such thing as fog-proof goggles.
Whoever told you this was a liar. A LIAR. Nothing is worse than having your so called "fog-proof" goggles fog up during a long set!
5. You either love or hate the 500 Free (or it's 400m Free long course equivalent).
To me, the 500 free is a great event. No, seriously. It's long, but not too long, and I can really stretch out my stroke. Others, though, hate it because they love to sprint. More power to them, I say.
6. Practices ALWAYS go over.
Just when you think you're getting out on time, Coach assigns a 500 cool down, and you're stuck there for another 10 minutes or so.
7. There is nothing better than going back to bed after Saturday practice.
Your bed is always welcoming, and nothing feels better than sleeping after a long practice.
8. Your hair will always smell like chlorine/be bleached blond.
In some extreme cases, it might even turn green.
9. Your tan lines are incredible.
As of right now, I have a big circle of tan on my back surrounded by lily white skin. It's not pretty.
10. You can eat literally everything in sight.
Nothing is better than coming home after practice and eating the first thing you see. It's also nice to make a quick food run to your local Taco Bell or Chipotle to get some carbs in.
