As I start off my Junior year, I couldn't hide my sense of dread for the upcoming school year. While I've reached the halfway point in my college years, I'm stuck between feelings of Not-This-Shit-Again Syndrome and overwhelming feelings of anxiety now that I'm coming to the realisation that I have to do adult things in roughly twenty-four months. It's enough to make feel done with school before it has practically begun.
Here are nine signs that you are done with school already:
1. Any questions regarding class scheduling for next year results in crying.
2. Any questions regarding the future in any shape or form results in the fatal position.
3. Any career centre on campus gives you hives.
4. You start to procrastinate homework by cleaning.
5. Even worse, you somehow start to procrastinate by going to the gym.
6. You spend your time online shopping in class even though it's only been a week.
7. You haven't pulled any all-nighters yet until you're drinking three cups of coffee a day.
8. You start looking forward to October even though you hate Halloween.
9. Hell, you even start looking forward to the holidays even though you work in retail/food service.
So here's to a new school year, guys! May the curve be in your favour.