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Ten Reasons Why Walter White Should Be The Next President

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Ten Reasons Why Walter White Should Be The Next President
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I know what you are all thinking, not another damn political article, but I promise that this article will make your decision for president a ten times easier. With the upcoming election, the candidates are trying to sway you with classy words and dominating speeches, but what is that going to prove? You need action, a man that has shown the world what he has to offer and bared it all, literally. The next man who should be walking into the Oval Office is Mr. Walter Hartwell White.

1. He is a family man






"Skyler, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Walter junior, you're my big man. There are... there are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart."

2. He is a man in charge

"Who's in charge? Me."

3. He can get us out of our economic situation

"There is more money here than we can spend in ten lifetimes"


4. He has a great running mate

"Walter White: You didn't follow my instructions!
Jesse Pinkman: Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!"

5. He is all for legalization

"Mr. White? Are you smoking weed? Oh my god... wait a minute, is that, is that my weed? What the hell man, make yourself at home why don't you"

6. He has bared it all

No quote needed


7. He has a great lawyer

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

8. He has connections with our southern neighbors

"Heisenberg says relax"

9. He is an educator

"The chemistry must be respected"

10. He is not in any danger

"I am not in danger... I am the danger."


So there you have it. On Tuesday November 8th remember to write-in White/Pinkman!

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