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12 Ways To Break It To Your Mom That You Got A Tattoo

"I discovered a really intricate birthmark."

Katie DeMedio

Aug 27, 2018

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12 Ways To Break It To Your Mom That You Got A Tattoo

Katie DeMedio

I got a tattoo when I was 18 on my last day of Senior Week in Disney World. My entire family wasn't very happy about it, my mom in particular. She cried when I told her. Here is the list of ways that I thought I might tell her about it.

1. Buy your mom a bouquet of flowers.

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When you give them to her, say "Mom, I got you these to show you how much I love... and also to show you my new tattoo."

2. Compare it to your siblings.

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The actual conversation I had with my mom went like this: "You know how Joey has 7 tattoos, right? That's a lot. Well, I only have 1."

3. Post a picture of it online for your mom to find out about at her own pace.

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Be far, far away when she reads it.

4. Overestimate the size so she's pleasantly surprised when it's not as bad as she thought.

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"Yeah it's all up my arm and it wraps around a little bit."

5. Make sure it's of something that she likes.

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"Mom, I know how much you love roses."

6. Get a tattoo related to someone who died so she’ll feel bad if she says anything.

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Bonus points if you cry while explaining that it's supposed to look like your grandmother's name.

7. Bring a dog home with you.

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She'll either be too excited about the dog or too mad about the dog to yell at you for your tattoo.

8. Flat-out lie.

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"I discovered a really intricate birthmark."

9. Another flat-out lie.

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"Look at this weird bruise I got."

10. And one more intricate lie for good measure.

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"My friend went full out drawing on my ankle with a sharpie."

11. Never tell her and hope she never finds out.

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Just hide it and hope for the best.

12. Call her from 1000 miles away to give her time to cool down.

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Maybe give her a couple of days...

Or, you could always go with the direct approach and just tell you mom face to face. But probably not.

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12 Ways To Break It To Your Mom That You Got A Tattoo

"I discovered a really intricate birthmark."

1. Buy your mom a bouquet of flowers.

2. Compare it to your siblings.

3. Post a picture of it online for your mom to find out about at her own pace.

4. Overestimate the size so she's pleasantly surprised when it's not as bad as she thought.

5. Make sure it's of something that she likes.

6. Get a tattoo related to someone who died so she’ll feel bad if she says anything.

7. Bring a dog home with you.

8. Flat-out lie.

9. Another flat-out lie.

10. And one more intricate lie for good measure.

11. Never tell her and hope she never finds out.

12. Call her from 1000 miles away to give her time to cool down.

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10 ways to prepare for finals week—beginning with getting to the library.

Who knows where we would be without them.

1. Thank you for laughing at my jokes, even when they really aren’t funny.

2. Thank you for singing unbearably loud with me all the time.

3. Thank you for letting me vent to you for hours about anything and basically being my personal therapist.

4. Thank you for ordering pizza with me at 2 in the morning.

5. Thank you for all the movie days when we don’t feel like moving.

6. Thank you for being my workout buddy everyday.

7. Thank you for sharing your closets with me.

8. Thank you for taking naps with me at random hours during the day.

9. Thank you for cleaning our home with me when we absolutely need to.

10. Thank you for all the rides when it’s late and you don’t want me to walk home alone in the dark.

11. Thank you for studying with me in our kitchen when we didn't want to go the library.

12. Thank you for making dinner with me.

13. Thank you for helping with my hair, makeup and outfit every time we go out.

14. Thank you for taking countless ugly pictures with me.

15. Thank you for not judging me when I go too long without showering.

16. Thank you for making our apartment feel like a second home.

17. Thank you for being there through all of our boy troubles.

18. Thank you for giving me a hug when I feel homesick.

19. Thank you for getting excited with me when one of us gets a good grade on an exam.

20. Thank you for still being my friend and not judging me when I say or do dumb things.

21. Thank you for telling me what I should do when I am sick.

22. Thank you for dancing horribly with me everywhere we go.

23. Thank you for staying up super late with me when we aren’t tired or can’t sleep.

24. Thank you for being super weird with me.

25. Thank you for all the unforgettable college memories.

26. And most of all, thank you for being the best friends a girl could have.

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6. "I should call my smart friend about this."

7. "I’m going to fail. I’m going to fail."

8. "I’m dropping out of school."

9. "What grade do I have to get on the final to pass the class?"

10. "Oh, no, I have to do good."

11. "I shouldn’t have procrastinated all semester."

12. "I wanna go to bed."

13. "We did not learn this!"

14. "I should go get food."

15. "Why do we even have finals?"

16. "I don’t want to be at the library."

17. "Get off your phone."

18. "I can watch Netflix for like 20 minutes and then go back to studying."

19. "I shouldn’t have watched Netflix."

20. "You have to study now!"

The "Happiest Place on Earth" has a lot of characters with some pretty great advice.

Remember you’re the one who can fill the world with sunshine. — Snow White

The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it. — Rafiki

You don't have time to be timid. You must be bold and daring. — Lumière

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Always let your conscience be your guide. — Jiminy Cricket

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