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28 Thoughts I Had While Getting My Lovely Pearly Whites Cleaned

Why is the dentist trying to talk to me?

Ambi Narula

Aug 14, 2018

University of Maryland College Park

28 Thoughts I Had While Getting My Lovely Pearly Whites Cleaned

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So, we all get our teeth cleaned at some point in our lives, right? At least I hope that the case with all my wonderful readers. Recently, I got mine done and made a note of the thoughts I had while the dentist was cleaning my lovely pearls. Shall we get started?

1. Okay Ambi, just relax you done this before

2. Don't freak out, it's just your anxiety talking

3. Okay there's a lot of machines in my mouth right now

4. Why is he (the dentist) trying to talk to me

5. I wonder if the sucky thing can suck my lip off?

6. Is that how Kylie Jenner got her lips to be so big?

7. WHERE DO I KEEP MY TONGUE

8. This is awkward, right?

9. The assistant has nice eyebrows

10. I should really learn how to do eyebrows make up

11. I should get my eyebrows threaded again

12. I wonder how hardcore the dentist is judging my acne right now

13. Just breathe, it's almost over

14. How long have I been here

15. How much longer

16. I am hungry

17. I wonder how he gets through the day looking at teeth all day

18. Of course, I don't floss

19. I should start flossing

20. Maybe I should cut down my sweets

21. But Halloween is coming? That's an excuse to eat candy right?

22. I'm in the mood for chocolate

23. Wait no, don't think about chocolate. You're getting your teeth cleaned

24. HOW MUCH LONGER?

25. Finally, we're done

26. Okay be cool, just don't be awkward

27. Okay, you're finally done. Let's go home!

28. I am gonna eat some chocolate

Hopefully, the next time I go to the dentist he will praise me for flossing.

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28 Thoughts I Had While Getting My Lovely Pearly Whites Cleaned

Why is the dentist trying to talk to me?

1. Okay Ambi, just relax you done this before

2. Don't freak out, it's just your anxiety talking

3. Okay there's a lot of machines in my mouth right now

4. Why is he (the dentist) trying to talk to me

5. I wonder if the sucky thing can suck my lip off?

6. Is that how Kylie Jenner got her lips to be so big?

7. WHERE DO I KEEP MY TONGUE

8. This is awkward, right?

9. The assistant has nice eyebrows

10. I should really learn how to do eyebrows make up

11. I should get my eyebrows threaded again

12. I wonder how hardcore the dentist is judging my acne right now

13. Just breathe, it's almost over

14. How long have I been here

15. How much longer

16. I am hungry

17. I wonder how he gets through the day looking at teeth all day

18. Of course, I don't floss

19. I should start flossing

20. Maybe I should cut down my sweets

21. But Halloween is coming? That's an excuse to eat candy right?

22. I'm in the mood for chocolate

23. Wait no, don't think about chocolate. You're getting your teeth cleaned

24. HOW MUCH LONGER?

25. Finally, we're done

26. Okay be cool, just don't be awkward

27. Okay, you're finally done. Let's go home!

28. I am gonna eat some chocolate

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