So unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’d know that the 2016 Summer Olympics are in full swing in beautiful Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. There's been drama everywhere ranging from the ever-so-publicized Zika virus to some USA men's basketball players accidentally visiting a brothel. But with any Olympics comes insane scrutiny and media everywhere because when you put that many famous international athletes together in one city, someone's bound to be caught accidentally visiting a brothel. Amazing. But what I'm more concerned with is not so much the random headlines, but the actual athletes. During several moments, watching the opening ceremony felt like watching a show at New York Fashion Week. Models everywhere. And if I wanted to make a list of all the hot athletes from everywhere, we'd be here all day. So I'm just gonna focus in on the red, white, and blue--the U. S. of A., baby. Disclaimer: every single athlete is hot. This is just a quick summary of the ones who have caught my eye. And P.S. clicking on any of these athlete's names will take you to their Instagram. You're welcome and happy Rio, everyone!
Nathan Adrian-Swimming
Ryan Lochte-Swimming (He recently just dyed his hair silver, but it kind of works??)
Bret Bonnani-Water Polo (His IG is private, but he still slays)
Kevin Durant-BasketballKlay Thompson-BasketballKyrie Irving-BasketballMichael Hixon-DivingDavid Boudia-Diving (Okay, people. He has a DAUGHTER. DILF goals)
Marvin Bracy-Track and Field (Can we talk about how amazing his IG handle is??)
Matthew Centrowitz-Track and FieldChristian Coleman-Track and FieldMichael Hartfield-Track and Field (I'm not an Ohio State fan. But after creeping his IG, I've suddenly gotten the urge to wear scarlet and gray) Thomas Jaeschke-VolleyballNathan Schrimsher-Modern Pentathlon (Not entirely sure what modern pentathlon means, but I'm into it)
There is no way I could've listed everyone because like I said, we are an entire nation of hotties. So if you're craving more, feel free to peruse the Team USA roster for all the sports and have an awesome time. Thank me later. *winks*