Going to Target is almost a religious experience. You usually end up going in for one thing (a card or a pair of socks) and end up coming out with three shirts, some sunglasses, a throw blanket, and a random item from the dollar section. The journey is always the same, so lets explain it with gifs.
1. Walking into Target like *YOU CANNOT GET MORE THAN WHAT YOU NEED*
2. Wondering if you're the only one who pronounces it "Tar-jay"
3. Saying to yourself, "I'll just browse the snack aisle, but I won't buy anything!"
4. Buying all the Target-brand snacks
5. Deciding that whoever the designer of Mossimo clothing is a genius
6. Convincing yourself that you can never have too many socks
7. Trying to remember if you still have that Target gift card you got for high school graduation
8. Getting judged by the cashier for all the random items you have
9. Finally, leaving Target with four shopping bags, none of which have the item you actually went to buy in it
Happy holidays, everyone. Try to avoid Target if you can.
