Target you are beautiful,

your bullseye draws me in,

you have those awesome carts,

that can even fit my twins.

Down your isles I wander,

looking for a deal,

but once my cart is full of clothes,

I remember I was shopping for tonight's meal.

You have everything that I need,

and at only double the cost,

that I already paid at a grocery store,

for the same chicken in my freezer that I forgot to defrost.

I can buy razors and whine,

cards, a purse, and some glue,

jeans, luggage, and movies,

and then browse the clearance isles too!

If I forgot lunch or didn't eat dinner,

your snack bar is full of good stuff,

a pretzel, an Icee, or popcorn,

or a snickers might just be enough.

You have such cute little housewares,

coffee mugs, dishes, and towels,

I can pick up a brand new mascara,

and cream to firm up my jowls.

There is no other store like you,

I want you to know this is true,

And now that I have a red card,

there's no telling how much damage I can do!

I love you Target!