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5 Thoughts Every Girl, Even Queen Bey, Has When She Walks The Aisles Of Target

Just take all my money.

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5 Thoughts Every Girl, Even Queen Bey, Has When She Walks The Aisles Of Target
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It's official, guys, even Beyonce loves target!

Target has become this sort of mecca for women, their sacred place. You're sad, go to Target. You're happy, go to Target. You're just bored, walk around Target. And now even Queen Bey herself has admitted that she does her own Target runs. So it's official, Target is the sacred place for all women. But when we walk into Target all these thoughts cross our minds. And 99% of the time they are the same exact thoughts.

1. This is what I've been waiting all day for!

All through work or class, you've been preparing yourself for this moment. The second you walk into your happy place.

2. Time to walk the normal route

Every woman has her own route that she walks in Target. Like me, I go straight to the clothes and proceed to walk the whole store from there. No matter what your route is, you also walk the entire store.

3. I'll just carry this around the store

Everything you see in the store, you love. So instead of just buying everything that you see, you add a few things to your cart and then halfway to the check out realize that you don't need the new couch.

4. Soooo how did all this stuff end up in my cart?

You get to the checkout line and realize that you have not one, but two carts full of things. So its now time to go through the cart and see what you need and don't

5. All I needed was soap...

This is the thought that comes to mind when you see the price and you realize that you're leaving with way more than you came from. When you only came soap and are leaving with $250 worth of stuff. But it's worth it, totally worth it.

We all have our reasons for coming to Target but we all end up leaving with more than we came for. You came for soap, well you're leaving with clothes, shoes, and even that couch that you didn't out back. But Target is the best place in the entire world, so it's okay.

Just take all my money, Target!

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