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Take 5: The Candy That Was Crafted by Gods

Forget taking a break with Kit Kat's. Take five with a Take5 Bar.

Azita Rahebi
Oct 03, 2016
UC Irvine
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Take 5: The Candy That Was Crafted by Gods
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In preparation for Halloween I decided to buy candy to fill my jack-o-lantern bucket. I made this decision in the middle of September but in my defense you can never be too prepared for Halloween. Anyways, this excursion was an eye opening experience because it rekindled my love affair with the most well-crafted, underrated little morsel of candy—the Take5 Bar. I’m not sure who the maker of this candy is and I don’t care because I will not believe it. This candy was for sure created by Gods and there is no way for you to convince me otherwise. For those of you who are not familiar with Take5 Bars here is an accurate diagram of the contents of the chocolate miracle.

As you can see, Take5 is the most balanced candy bar in existence. The combination of the salty from the pretzel and the peanut with the sweet from the caramel and chocolate creates a symphony that everyone should have the opportunity to experience. The smooth peanut butter and the crunchy pretzel are household staples on their own but together they create such a dynamic love story that it’s hard to look way, or put it down in this instance. I literally ate five Take5 Bars in preparation for this article but in all honesty I would have done the same even if I didn’t write this.

Take5 Bars make me want to see the world.

So know that you know Take5 Bars reign supreme in the candy world, do the kids in your neighborhood a favor and fill your candy bowl with Take5. You’ll be known as the house that dishes out the best candy on the block. You’re welcome.

And if you're allergic to peanut, I guess you shouldn’t eat this candy, but just know you are definitely missing out. I’m not even going to sugar coat it. All other candy is trash and you are being deprived of a euphoric experience. Sorry.

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