Even your glazed over eyes, and tilted hair bow, can't miss the famous tailgate run-insĀ you'll come across during every great tailgate....
Freshmen much?
- you can recognize this kid as the one who is wandering aimlessly around, as they slur their words and run into every other person. They've of course over estimated their alcohol limit, but "YOLO," because they are a freshmen. They are a great candidate to take embarrassing snapchats of, though.
The overly emotional best friend
- that best friend that has one too many beers, takes a trip down memory line with you, and complains how everything is changing. They miss you sooo much they say, but no one wants to hear this sob story at a football game- sorry kid this is a tailgate not a soap opera.
"That couple"
- recognized by the two who start fighting about 10 minutes into the tailgate, but hey, that's right on schedule! It's all fun and games until the beers are cracked and the shots are taken. Love is fun, until the drinking has begun.
The overly drunk girl
- recognized as the girl who will continuously drink and call for attention. But sooner or later it's..one shot, two shots, three shots...floor. And by floor I mean, on the floor getting sick ruining everyone's fun. Very cute.
The next UFC
- the ultimate fighting champion. The boys that think fighting each other is a fun drunk activity.Ā
The sober girl
- recognized by her perfect outfit with her pearls intact. Cold weather for her means shopping inside a mall, not chugging beers in a parking lot. When the wind starts blowing, her sober bitter self starts showing.
The Frat Boys
- needless to say, the boys constantly doing keg stands or shot gunning beers in a group, as they beckon at the girls who stroll by. Often can be noticed by their closeĀ resemblance of button downs, ray bans, and colored pants.
The Srat Sisters
- can be found in the only section offering a little sunshine. They will drink their champagne with their perfect hair bows, and constant photo taking will occur.
