It’s the beginning of November, which means it time to start saying goodbye to the beloved tailgate season. The days of day drinking and cheering on the football team are quickly coming to an end. In honor of the treasured past time that is tailgating, I've decided to tell the real story of how a tailgate usually goes down. The witty dialogue found in the hit animated comedy Bob's Burgers is the perfect medium for describing tailgate shenanigans.

Setting your alarm for 8 AM the night before a game.

Waking up and realizing that it's finally game day.

Eating a big meal before the tailgate

Dancing and singing along to every song being played.

Calling for an uber during half-time and asking them to stop by Taco Bell on the way home.