It’s the beginning of November, which means it time to start saying goodbye to the beloved tailgate season. The days of day drinking and cheering on the football team are quickly coming to an end. In honor of the treasured past time that is tailgating, I've decided to tell the real story of how a tailgate usually goes down. The witty dialogue found in the hit animated comedy Bob's Burgers is the perfect medium for describing tailgate shenanigans.
Setting your alarm for 8 AM the night before a game.
Waking up and realizing that it's finally game day.
Eating a big meal before the tailgate
Asking random people to get the perfect picture of you for the Instagram post.
Dancing and singing along to every song being played.
Realizing that the game starts in ten minutes and you need to chug your drink before heading into the stadium.Stumbling your way into the stadium and up the bleachers right when the game is starting.Calling for an uber during half-time and asking them to stop by Taco Bell on the way home.