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43 'SpongeBob SquarePants' Quotes To Use In Everyday Conversation

No context needed. We all remember these SpongeBob quotes.

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43 'SpongeBob SquarePants' Quotes To Use In Everyday Conversation

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SpongeBob quotes are so universal that they never get old. That's because "SpongeBob SquarePants" is the one TV show that we are all guilty of watching and have absolutely no regrets every time we turn it on.

Most of us are no longer children, which is why our parents sometimes get that confused look on their faces when they see us watching "SpongeBob SquarePants." But you know what? "SpongeBob" is by far one of the funniest shows of our generation and the characters are some of the greatest. The best part about "SpongeBob," without a doubt, is the iconic quotes that we all still use in our daily language. With too many to count, here are some favorite "SpongeBob" quotes, from ones that all fans should know, to ones we use every day.

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'When They See Us' Is The Tough Show Nobody Wants To Watch But Everyone Needs To

Justice was not served.

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'When They See Us' Is The Tough Show Nobody Wants To Watch But Everyone Needs To

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Netflix just released a limited series called "When They See Us." The series is based on the Central Park Five. The Central Park Five were five young boys who were convicted of raping a woman jogging in Central Park on April 19, 1989. These young boys did not commit the crime they were convicted of though, they were set up by the prosecutor on the case, Linda Fairstein, along with her fellow detectives.

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11 Reasons Jerry Gergich From 'Parks And Rec' Is A Wonderful Human, Don't @ Me

He's actually the best and no one can argue with me about that.

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11 Reasons Jerry Gergich From 'Parks And Rec' Is A Wonderful Human, Don't @ Me

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Everyone always rips on Jerry Gergich, the infamous character from "Parks and Rec." Or is it Gary Gergich? Jarry Gergich? It doesn't really matter. But, he's actually one of the best characters if you really think about it. He's just a happy person (he might be a little too happy) but he's happy and cares about all his coworkers, even when they aren't the nicest to him.

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'When They See Us' Is A Heart-Wrenching Must-See Miniseries For Every American

I was horrified and hopeful until the end.

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There has been quite a bit of talk about the newest miniseries that has hit Netflix, "When They See Us".

This miniseries has created an uproar in many activists, Netflix bingers, people of color and more. Some people don't really know why.

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Luke P. Will Get The Final Rose Despite His Overbearing Obsession

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Luke P. Will Get The Final Rose Despite His Overbearing Obsession

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In case you missed it, on Week 2's episode, contestant Luke P. gave viewers quite the surprise as he made a shocking confession to Hannah during a group date. In the talent portion of the "Mr. Right" pageant, Luke P. decides against actual talent and decides to give Hannah a speech, where he says the following:

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SpongeBob has given us many memorable quotes over the past 19 years but while our yellow sponge is the main character, it is Patrick Star that many people can quote and relate to.

1. "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

2. "Where's the leak, ma'am?"/ "He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!"/ "Oh, boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?"/"Finland"

3. "I can't see my forehead"

4. "We're not cavemen we have technology"

5. "Two giant paint bubbles"

6. "Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died. The end"

7. "I love you."

8. "And then comes a giant fist!"

9. "East? I thought you said weast?"

10. "My name's not Rick!"

11. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

12. "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee."

13. "Firmly grasp it in your hand!"

14. "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Patrick."

15. "Haha haha it's a giraffe."

16. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

17. "Who you calling Pinhead?"/"I'm Dirty Dan."

18. "Well, maybe it is stupid but it's also dumb."

19. "Sandy's a girl?"

20. "Return what to who?"/"It's not my wallet."

21. "Don't touch me I'm sterile."

22. "Are you Squidward?" "That's OK take your time."

23. "Whoever is the owner of the white Sedan you left your lights on."

24. "Because you told me too."

25. "You got it set to M for Mini when it should be set to W for Wumbo. You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!"

No context needed. We all remember these SpongeBob quotes.

1. “Firmly grasp it in your hand."

2. “Ha ha ha ha, it's a giraffe."

3. “CHOCOLATE!!!!"

4. “Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly."

5. “Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly."

6. “Patrick, I don't think Wumbo is a real word." "Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade SpongeBob!"

8. “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?"

9. “F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!"

10. “You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

11. “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time."

12. “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end."

13. “My leg!"

14. “It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!"

15. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

16. "Can I get some extra salt?"“We're all out." “Could you check?" “…No."

17. "Patrick, you're a genius!""Yeah, I get called that a lot.""What? A genius?""No, Patrick." 18. "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."

19. “You just CAN'T WAIT for me to die, can you?"

20. “Do instruments of torture count?"

21. “Hello, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

22. “Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!"

23. “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"

24. "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No! This is Patrick!"

25. “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me."

26. “This is a load of barnacles…"

27. “Now he's gonna kick my butt!"

28. "This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness."

29. “Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here."

30. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

31. “I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy!" “It's Larry…"

32. “I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes."

33. “Hey Patrick what am I now?""Uh...stupid?" “No! I'm Texas!""What's the difference?"

34. "Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" “Not until four."

35. “Are you Squidward now? ... That's okay, take your time."

36. “Who are you people?!"

37. “Squidward that's not the peace treaty, that's a copy of the peace treaty."

38. "What's your name, son?""Name? Uhh, beef wellington.""No, your name.""Uhh, fork on the left?"

39. "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli."

40. “Are you open?" "Read the sign..." “...l'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and some double chili kelp fries."

41. “HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA."

42. “My sandwich tastes like a fried boot." “My sandwich is a fried boot!"

43. “Too bad that didn't kill me."

Justice was not served.

He's actually the best and no one can argue with me about that.

He always tries his best.

He's a mess, but no one is perfect.

He's always happy to see his coworkers.

He is willing to help with anything.

He knows how to have a good time.

He's a great artist!

He has some great ideas.

He always has his facts straight.

He loves when everyone gets his name right.

He doesn't mind getting dragged along to literally anything.

16. "Can I get some extra salt?"
“We're all out."
“Could you check?"
“…No."

17. "Patrick, you're a genius!"
"Yeah, I get called that a lot."
"What? A genius?"
"No, Patrick."

18. "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."

24. "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No! This is Patrick!"

31. “I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy!"
“It's Larry…"

33. “Hey Patrick what am I now?"
"Uh...stupid?"
“No! I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference?"

34. "Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
“Not until four."

38. "What's your name, son?"
"Name? Uhh, beef wellington."
"No, your name."
"Uhh, fork on the left?"

40. “Are you open?"
"Read the sign..."
“...l'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and some double chili kelp fries."

42. “My sandwich tastes like a fried boot."
“My sandwich is a fried boot!"