GiphyWhen you (and maybe ONE other person in your group) have been carrying all of your good-for-nothing classmates in group projects all semester.
When you're stress eating because of final exams and final research papers and move-out and everything else that the end of the semester brings.
When your professor walks all over you for four months and then does that final check to see if their 1,000,000 assignments and ridiculous grading scale have killed you yet (but you lived!).
When you take that last dorm shower of the semester and think about just how many questions you got wrong on your finals, but you don't cry cause at least you're done now.
When you're waiting on your professors to release your grades and they just. aren't. doing it.
When you're finally settling back in at home and your family and hometown friends shower you with love and support.
When you can finally soak in the tub at home and not think about equations or research paper citation guidelines or your future or anything tedious like that.
GiphyWhen you can finally spend time with your pets after months of regularly being separated.
When you can shed your backpack and walking shoes and relax in the pool until you've gone full prune.
GiphyWhen you can finally start your detox from dining hall food by consuming an exclusive diet of popsicles, poolside sandwiches, and summer cookout delicacies.
When it's been a long semester and you've earned these months of rest and relaxation, so you just stay in bed and sleep.
It's been a long semester, fellow kids, so let yourself get some well-earned rest over the next few months. As the eighth graders say, HAGS!
Nobody likes to have to stop and talk to someone they barely know when they run into them, all it does is make for awkward small talk.
If only Larry was young during the age of tinder...
When the groups of friends talking in library becomes too much to handle.
Sometimes we all need a Friday night alone and away from other people!
We all need a Vanilla Bullshit drink to make us happy sometimes. Who's ever been sad while drinking a drink thats basically a milkshake??
Larry understand the security of being able to hold onto something while going out. All of our social anxiety friends out there will relate to this one.
When someone tells you "No need to apologize, you didn't do anything wrong!"
Well unfortunately for college kids doing nice things requires time or money so....
Nothing like elevating to medium talk by going from chatting about the next assignment to asking them about their love life.
Never tell the truth when someone asks you how you're feeling.
