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I have watched this show on repeat for so long. These 100 quotes are, in my opinion, the best throughout the entire series.
1. “No men. Just lots and lots of Chinese food.” - Paris Geller
plate of noodlesPhoto by Debbie Tea on Unsplash2. “If you’re going to throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle.” - Lorelai Gilmore
3. “I’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee, and I love coffee!” - Rory Gilmore
4. “I’m attracted to pie. It doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.” - Lorelai Gilmore
5. “People can live for a hundred years without a living a minute.” - Logan Huntzberger
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woman wearing black and multicolored turbandPhoto by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash6. “I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.” - Lorelai Gilmore
7. “People are particularly stupid today.” - Michel Gerard
8. "I can be flexible, as long as everything is exactly the way I want." - Lorelai Gilmore
9. "Think how dull your life would be without me." - Jess Mariano
10. "You jump, I jump, Jack!" - Rory Gilmore
11. "Life's short, talk fast." - Lorelai Gilmore
12. "And if eating cake is wrong, I don't wanna be right." - Lorelai Gilmore
boy sitting on blue highchairPhoto by Chris Benson on Unsplash13. "I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don't care who knows it." - Rory Gilmore
14. "You have to sleep, it's what keeps you pretty." - Lorelai Gilmore
15. "It's times like these you realize what is 'truly' important in your life. I'm so glad I had all that sex." - Miss Patty
16. "In Omnia Paratus" - Life and Death Brigade
17. "Nothing says coffee like 6 in the morning." - Lorelai Gilmore
18. "I left behind a glass slipper, and a business card, in case the prince is really dumb." - Lorelai Gilmore
19. "Last Friday, two guys were tossing a ball and on guy nailed the other right in the face. It was a mess. Blood everywhere, the nurse came out, the place was in chaos, his girlfriend was freaking out. And you just sat there and read. You never even looked up. I thought 'I've never seen anyone read so intensely before in my entire life. I have to meet that girl.'" - Dean Forester
20. "Hi Daddy. OK, I know this is bad, and I know this probably brings back all the horrible aspects of my childhood life for you. But I am begging you, please, please do not make me go back down there because that guy is boring." - Lorelai Gilmore
21. "Solidarity, sister." - Lorelai Gilmore
22. "Man, she's not shipping off to 'Nam." - Jess Mariano
23. "Ladies and gentlemen, the drama king and queen of Connecticut." - Lorelai Gilmore
24. "This town is like one big outpatient mental institution." - Christopher Hayden
25. "Come here, You've got some dirt on your forehead. I'm sorry. It's the sign of the devil. My mistake." - Lorelai Gilmore
26. "Cranking Metallica. If that's some sort of drug reference, it isn't funny." - Richard Gilmore
27. "My God, those are good genes." - Finn
28. "Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself. Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it, Gilmore, give them back their balls." - Finn
29. "You really did only like me for my looks, huh?" - Logan Huntzberger
30. "Your sense of humor rears its ugly head at the oddest of times, Richard." - Emily Gilmore
31. "My taste now is not that different from an 8-year-old." - Lorelai Gilmore
32. "You have to tell me why we're committing a felony before we do it." - Logan Huntzberger
33. "Always safer to know which direction the tornado's coming from." - Luke Danes
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Photo by 34. "I'm so hot I may hit on myself tonight." - Sookie St. James
35. "Emily Gilmore, you are one classy broad." - Lorelai Gilmore
36. "I am going to go insane. If you don't help me, I'll take you with me." - Emily Gilmore
37. "Basket. Basket maker. Guy who didn't bring enough money." - Jess Mariano
38. "Who else here had eight shots of tequila? Anybody? Hands." - Lorelai Gilmore
39. "I find your mother completely fascinating." - Louise Grant
40. "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where we can find the best Antiques?" "At your house, I'd guess." - Old ladies and Michel Gerard
41. "I wanna get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym, without having to go to the gym of course." - Kirk
42. "That's ridiculous. Who's going to help her get into Harvard?" "Reese Witherspoon." - Richard and Lorelai Gilmore
43. "My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn't do whatever I wanted to do or be, whomever I wanted to be. As she guided me through these incredible 18 years, I don't know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her." - Rory Gilmore
44. "I think I'm going to give birth out of boredom." - Sookie St. James
45. "I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually." - Lorelai Gilmore
46. "The best thing about it was she'd tell me constantly. My first sentence was 'Big head want dolly'." - Lorelai Gilmore
47. "Sorry. Independence Inn. Major Disappointment speaking." - Lorelai Gilmore
48. "Fresh coffee will be ready in a minute, unless you want to just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts." - Luke Danes
49. "Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open or business." - Emily Gilmore
50. "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot." - Paris Geller
51. "Oy with the poodles already!" - Lorelai and Rory Gilmore
52. "God that's terrible. It's like drinking a My Little Pony." - Luke Danes
53. "I have no words. Oh no, wait. I found some. Jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat boy, low-life, buttface miscreant." - Rory Gilmore
54. "So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid? This fence is broken and this crap is on the ground because of you. 'Did you ever know that you're my hero'." - Lorelai Gilmore
55. "You, Logan Huntzberger, are a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trust fund. You offer nothing to women or the world in general. If you were to disappear from the face of the Earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer." - Paris Geller
56. "So I spent a night in jail. Big deal. So did Martin Luther King." - Rory Gilmore
57. "Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch." - Richard Gilmore
58. "A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl." - Rory Gilmore
59. "I hate when I'm an idiot and don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy. To revel in it, take pictures. We've missed a prime Christmas card opportunity." - Lorelai Gilmore
60. "Sure, we're girls, so we could only be arguing about a boy, right? Sexist, white-haired..." - Paris Geller
61. "Everyday that you breathe, you make my life harder." - Michel Gerard
62. "If all else fails, you can marry rich." - Rory Gilmore
63. "You're full of hate and loathing and I love it." - Lorelai Gilmore
64. "Yeah, I'm fine. I'm great. It's a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me." - Luke Danes
65. "I can't date. I'm not genetically set up for it." - Paris Geller
66. "I just don't want to be that kind of girl. The kind of girl who just falls apart because she doesn't have a boyfriend." - Rory Gilmore
67. "Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals?!" - Rory Gilmore
68. "Everything's magical when it snows. Everything looks pretty." - Lorelai Gilmore
69. "Do you yahoo?" - Jess Mariano
70. "You do know that if you weren't pretty you would've gotten the crap kicked out of you everyday of your life." - Lorelai Gilmore
71. "Eternal damnation is what I'm risking for my rock and roll." - Lane Kim
72. "You have so many years of screw-ups ahead of you." - Lorelai Gilmore
73. "At least she had a husband to kill." - Emily Gilmore
74. "I smell snow!" - Lorelai Gilmore
75. "It's like my life isn't even real to me unless you're there, and you're in it, and I'm sharing it with you." - Luke Danes
76. "I don't need to do anything but be right here with you." - Logan Huntzberger
77. "I love it when I talk and no one listens. Makes me think of home." - Lorelai Gilmore
78. "Sleep when you're dead." - Paris Geller
79. "I hate having a cold. It's bad enough being sick, but anyone could have a cold. I'd like to have a good illness. Something different, impressive. Just once I'd like to be able to say, 'Yeah, I'm not feeling good; my leg is haunted'." - Lorelai Gilmore
80. "I should hate you, not miss you. Make me hate you!" "Uhhhh... Go, Hitler." - Rory and Lorelai Gilmore
81. "I don't hate you. Though I did imagine 20 ways to remove your head from your body." - Lorelai Gilmore
82. "Don't take this personally, but get out." - Rory Gilmore
83. "That...you were the greatest boyfriend alive. That as much as I wish we'd met when I was older and more mature, if I hadn't had you with me then, I wouldn't be the person I am today." - Rory Gilmore
84. "No. It's a hologram. Lifelike, isn't it?" - Emily Gilmore
85. "You sound distracted. Did something cute just walk by?" - Lorelai Gilmore
86. "Violent pencil-tossing usually signals a need for pie." - Luke Danes
87. "People don't realize it, but it takes years of training to eat the way we do." - Lorelai Gilmore
variety of cooked foodPhoto by Gor Davtyan on Unsplash88. "Boys don't like funny girls." - Mrs. Kim
89. "You can trust nothing and no one, ever." - Michel Gerard
90. "He works at the firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe." - Luke Danes
91. "I've already gone through the five sages of grieving. Denial, anger...I don't remember these two, but they were served on the rocks with salt!" - Sookie St. James
92. "I... And the chop flew, so I lunged. And the floor slipped, and then... And I just... Flip, you know?" - Sookie St. James
93. "By the way, that was some half-assed kiss you two had." - Babette Dell
94. "My brain is a while jungle full of scary gibberish." - Lorelai Gilmore
95. "I was kind of a target. I used to wear a cape to school." - Kirk
96. "Then let it remove the tar from our souls." - Paris Geller
97. "I just want you to remember three things while you're sitting up there. I love you. You're the greatest kid in the world. And you're in a skirt, keep your knees closed." - Lorelai Gilmore
98. "I don't want to talk to anybody else. I don't like anybody else." - Jess Mariano
99. "I'll put some fruit on my head and join a conga line." - Michel Gerard
100. "Lorelai Gilmore. Disappointing mothers since 1968." - Lorelai Gilmore
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