15 All-Too-Predictable Orders From You, The Adult Who Goes Straight To The Kids’ Menu
They're gr-r-reat!
Some people enjoy going to fancy restaurants and ordering things off the menu that they can't even pronounce. Others of us are far less sophisticated and prefer foods that appear on the children's menu. If you're anything like me, you can agree that this is how sophisticated your palette gets. You know that you eat like a child when you eat these foods almost on a daily basis.
1. Chicken Nuggets
We all know the ones shaped like dinosaurs taste the best, right?
2. Macaroni and Cheese
Possibly the world's best comfort food.
3. Pop-Tarts
They're still “crazy good!"
4. Pizza
Preferably with extra cheese as the only topping.
5. Peanut Butter and Jelly
It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
6. Grilled Cheese
Toasty bread + melted cheese = heaven
7. Cereal
I'm not talking the adult kind. You still think Lucky Charms are magically delicious, Frosted Flakes are gr-r-reat, and your nose is followed to Froot Loops. Oh, and someone should really let the Silly Rabbit know that Trix are not just for kids.
8. Cold Cuts on White Bread
You had it almost every day for lunch in elementary school and still have it all the time today. People always judge you for not putting any extra toppings on it and think your sandwich is too plain, but we know the right way to eat it.
9. Mozzarella Sticks
Fried cheese. Enough said.
10. Cheeseburger Sliders
Everything tastes better when it's tiny.
11. Spaghetti and Meatballs
As Spongebob and robot Mr. Krabs say, “Meatball, meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli, ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!"
12. String Cheese Sticks
The real question is- mozzarella, cheddar, or mozzarella-cheddar mixed?
13. Animal Crackers
Your day is still always complete when you find a camel on Wednesday for hump day.
14. Nachos/Cheese Fries
Hot, melted, ooey-gooey cheese on chips or french fries… try not to salivate.
15. Goldfish
They're the snack that smiles back… how can you resist?