11 Things You Might Say During Sex That You’ve Probably Said While Watching A Hallmark Christmas Movie
"Wasn't great, but I'm still hooked."
Forgive me in advance for having my mind in the gutter, but if you've ever been on Twitter (especially recently), it's clear the world's a naughty place, so we're all getting coal for the holidays anyway.
Since I love a good Hallmark Christmas movie as much as the next cheesy movie lover, I couldn't help myself and just had to jump on the Twitter meme bandwagon. After all, some of the things you might be saying in bed during a hookup could also easily be said while watching a very innocent and wholesome movie on the Hallmark Channel.
But seriously, some of these are too funny to not laugh at. Here are 11 things you might say — or at least thoughts you've probably had — during sex that could easily be said while binge-watching your favorite Hallmark holiday movies:
"I could do this all night."
"This is so predictable."
"It's the same thing every time."
"Let's pause for a snack break."
"Oh no, I fell asleep before the good part."
"Maybe it'll get better in the second half."
"Wait... that's it? It's over?"
"Why am I crying?"
"That was shorter than expected."
"Definitely better than I thought it would be."
"Wasn't great, but I'm still hooked."
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